

For my wife, who helps me exterminate.
And for my three little monsters.





Hey there!
I'm Emalynn, and I'm the world's greatest most bestest monster exterminator!!!!
If you got a monster in your house, I'll get it out of there for good.


Now there are some "Non-Believer People" out there that might say monsters aren't real. Like my big brother Lawerance for one, Well, I'm here to tell ya they are 100% real, HONEST!
I wouldn't have this job if they weren't real.


Even though monsters CAN be scary sometimes, don't worry!
Ya see, I've got a trick that works on 'em every time, so there's NO reason to fear.
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You must be here 'cuz you saw the papers I've been putting up all around about the job opening. I really need some help.



Now Hi Ring
Monster Exterminator
-For just a little bit of time like after class and nap times
-Must have flexible fingers
Ya see, I've been soooo busy exterminating monsters that I've been neglecting my play time.







Momma always tells me, "Emalynn, you should make some time for play everyday, or else the world would be a boring place."
Because of all the monster exterminating, I'm way overdue for some.
I bet ya Professor Sheep and Miss Molly both miss me at tea time, and I haven't seen my ponies in DAYS!!!

Before we start anything, you need to read this and put your name on the bottom.
Ok, now that you signed it I can let you in on the secret...but remember you can't tell ANYONE...not even tell your mommy or your best friend. PROMISE?

Top Seekret
You cannot tell ANYONE the seekret or you have to do my chores FOREVER!!!!
NAME HERE:


The reason why I'm never scared of any monsters is because I know one VERRRRY important fact...
All Monsters are ticklish!!!!
In order for me to make sure you are ready to be a true monster exterminator, I made a test you have to pass at the end of this, so make sure you listen super really closely.





It's for REAL! I'm telling you the truth....SUUUUPER ticklish, I tell ya!
Any kind of monster: tall monsters, short monsters, even slimy or hairy ones!
They're all ticklish! And they ALL are SUUUUPER afraid of getting tickled!
All monsters run away super fast when they see tickle fingers, so there is NEVER a reason to be scared of them. Nope, not a one!




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Tickling is real easy. Ya just put out your hands like this, and wiggle your fingers a lot on their skin or fur. Let me see you try it.
As long as you remember how to tickle you should NEVER be scared of a monster. Do you remember why? Right, all monsters are ticklish.
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For my wife, who helps me exterminate.
And for my three little monsters.





Hey there!
I'm Emalynn, and I'm the world's greatest most bestest monster exterminator!!!!
If you got a monster in your house, I'll get it out of there for good.


Now there are some "Non-Believer People" out there that might say monsters aren't real. Like my big brother Lawerance for one, Well, I'm here to tell ya they are 100% real, HONEST!
I wouldn't have this job if they weren't real.


Even though monsters CAN be scary sometimes, don't worry!
Ya see, I've got a trick that works on 'em every time, so there's NO reason to fear.
.


You must be here 'cuz you saw the papers I've been putting up all around about the job opening. I really need some help.



Now Hi Ring
Monster Exterminator
-For just a little bit of time like after class and nap times
-Must have flexible fingers
Ya see, I've been soooo busy exterminating monsters that I've been neglecting my play time.
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