I'm Freddie The Ferocious Farter and I live in a Village called Fartingborough. 

Freddie farts every 10 seconds, he does stinky farts, ketchup farts, squelchy farts, whale farts and poonami farts. 

He farts when playing football, he farts when playing tennis, he farts when he's asleep even when brushing his teeth.

Freddie went on a walk to the petrol station, when suddenly one of his ferocious farts exploded causing the petrol station to catch on fire.

The fireman said "Go and fart some where else".

Freddie The Ferocious Farter walked into school. When walking in the corridor his bottom was squeaking with warm air. 

In assembly Freddie started to get a scared feeling in his tummy, when all of a sudden a big poonami fart left his bottom and blew up the school roof.

Mrs. Cobra the headteacher told Freddie "Get out and don't come back."

Freddie the Ferocious Farter ran way to the farm.

Freddie did a smoky ketchup fart. This fart was so loud it made all the horses in the farm run away. One of the horses was so scared it kicked Freddie all the way to the moon.