This is a remix of Sean Austin Storm's book.

*Loud snoring*

What is that horrible sound?!

Yay! I finally get to see a spider in person for the first time!

Sean? What is going on?

Aaah! Scary human! Must defend myself!

Yikes! Bad spider! Bad spider!

Sean! The spider is coming for me!

Get off my pet, you 9-legged monster!

Pet?! I thought it was a grass cube! I am very sorry!

Am I safe now, Sean?

Yes, Creepton. You don't need to worry.

I can't wait to celebrate with my friends!

Am I invited to your birthday party?

Is no one going to help me stand up? Hello?

Shut up, you foul creature!

Let me go!

Ding dong!

Doorbell's ringing. Must be my friends Joanna, Bryson, Berlin and Samia. I invited them to attend Creepton's birthday party.

Oh, it's the mailman.

Ask him if he got any mail from my grandpa.

Will you just keep quiet and stop bothering me?!

Okay, master. I will obey your every word. Please don't harm me.

I SAID KEEP QUIET!

You have been nothing but a troublesome little boy this whole time!

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BOY???!!! WHAT AN INSULT! I AM A TOUGH AND STRONG MAN, NOT A BOY!

You are a bo-oy! You are a bo-oy!

Help! Somebody help!

Go away, BOY!

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Huff puff!

All that spider asked for was his grandpa's mail, Sean.

That poor innocent spider asked me if he was invited to my birthday party and I didn't reply. I feel guilty.

Hahah! You are so funny, Creepton! We all know that stupid spider is not innocent!

I'm serious, Sean! He's not a villain! He only attacked me because he thought I was grass!

Endergirl, you will not believe what that fool Sean did to me!

We meet again, foul creature.

I have a name, you know. My name is Spiderman.

The name Spiderman is already taken. It's the name of a popular fictional superhero.

Ok then. My name is Spiderstrongman.

Spiderstrongman, I... ugh... I owe you an apology.

Too late, sonny! I called an army of ender people to attack you.

Now, now, Spiderstrongman, don't be that way. Be nice to Sean. Let him ride on your back.

Fine! I'll tell the ender people to not attack Sean.