Okay, So i was just minding my own Buisness, when the guy with a red hat burst in. I've seen all the pokemon go, so what's he here for? The prefosser greets him, and he nods. I was in my spot up the stairs, hidden from view. "But we DO have a pikachu," He said, guestring towards me. WAIT! I'M NOT ON SALE!  The red hat dude ran upstairs, and grabbed me. "Aww, he's so cute!" Of course, I didn't like this, so I did my ussal.

ThuderBolt him.

I do say so my self, It was a pretty good thunderbolt! Oh yeah! Suddenly, I find my self tugging against a leash he was pulling. "Ugh, come ON!" He grouns. I sit and cross my arms. I'm not movin'. "Please?" I turn away. "Pika." That's my word for, 'No.' See, the pikachu words are mostly tone and exspresion. And some times the Pi, Ka, and chu. Soooo, by the way i toned my Pika, and my exspression, clearly says no. But humans don't understand, but he seems too understand.. His gaze turns to a pidgey, and he trys to catch it. Well, let me tell you what happened. So, he asked me to thuderbolt him, so Obiviously, I turned away. "Pi.Ka." I said. What I ment was, "I'm not moving." He grumbles, then says, "Then I'll catch it my self!" He said, and threw the pokeball. The pidgey flew away, so he-not ME continued, pulling me behind. We 

Saw a NEW pidgey, or so seems. The pidgey was actully a Pidgeyotto, And it was MAD. It started targeting me, and I was like, "Hey, man, I did nothin'!" So I thunderbolted him. And- HA! He retreated! Suddenly, he came back with his friends, and was madder then ever. They were pecking us, and kept on doing it. The trainer-who's name was Ash, scooped me up and protected me! I WAS AMAZED! It seemed like we made are breaking point, Because both of us was PECKED to DEATH!!! He tripped, so that ment I fell with him. We were pretty much helpless now, So I tried protecting Ash, by unleashing the biggest, strongest thunderbolt ever!

I have to say, It was AWSOME.

UWU EEESH BOIS, IMA LAZAY POATATO! SEE U L8TER!