Hi fellow endermen this is Enne gosh I have exciting news someone is trying to survive the world again they are in the overworld but are about to come into where we are the end but they look dumb they are still a steve skin

Nice to hear Enne but like you realize its boring we cant attack them its against our nice nature

Yes but make him look at us

True

*Rolls purple eyes*

Hi Steve

Hi Endermen

Are you good at the game?

No

Lets talk just look me in the eyes while we talk

Alright *Looks me in the eyes*

*Kills him*

I love dumb overworld people

Yes I know right

Hey all I made it to the end isn't it cool! Wait where's my friend Steve?

...Alex...

...

In afterlife

****

It wasn't our fault he looked us in the eyes

*Hits me*

*Kills her* I love being an enderman

Yes

I'm going into the overworld tonight

Wow

Good luck

Thank you *Jumps into the end portal back to the overworld*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENDERMAN

I'm not hurting you unless you make me mad, dummy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENDERMAN

*Hits head on side of house a few times*

Hi, enderman!

Hi, Creeper

What're you doing tomorrow night, sweetie?

Shut up

I know I am kidding enderman

Why is everyone in the overworld so dumb

You are wrong, enderman

Who are you?

My name is Skelly I am a skeleton

What do you do in the day?

I dont stay in sight all day. Like you, I only come out an night. I live in a castle that no one knows about but us skeletons

What do you do at night?

Scare the **** Out of the people you know like the alex and steve people

Sounds fun

It is 

Well, I'm off to scare some people too

Bye Enderman