I'm going to read this brand new novel called "Zombies at Rehoboth Beach".

So, what are your plans for today?

Hello losers! Meet my pet Axel!

Is that a pygmy marmoset?

I thought you hated animals!

Axel is not filthy and dumb like other animals! He's special!

Don't listen to her, Pascal. You are not filthy and dumb.

Tomorrow is Axel's birthday and I am hosting a party. Come, or I will show you my underpants!

We have better things to do than come to your stupid parties.

NEXT DAY

Why hasn't anyone come to my party?

How am I supposed to know?

Let's go and flog all those stupids who ignored my invites!

Great idea, Jones! This is why you should be the leader of the gang!

Sharo! Why didn't you come to my party?!

What party?

Don't act dumb! You know what party I'm talking about!

I didn't receive any party invitation. Now move aside. I'm late for class!

I wonder where everyone else is.

I think everyone is in the art class. We should go check there.

I hope everyone has done their assignments.

Stop the class!

What's the matter?

Gachamaria, do you have the cane?

Yes. I have it right here.

Ow! Stop it!