Ring ring ring!!!

Oh come on I'm in the middle of a game 

Can I help you?

Hello?

Who that?

I don't know he won't talk

Hey! He is the boy that broke the record of not talking for so long! 

But thats all going to change!

To the basement!!

I can see your will is strong

Well we have ways to make you talk

Where are your rebel friends now ha ha ha

Why is he still in my house!

And Ryan how did you get in my house! I locked the doors.

You didn't lock the windows

What is this?

Look Chris 

Dear Ryan and Chris

I am going on a vacation

so I need you to rescue

Princess Zelda. Look at the 

back of the side of the paper

there is a map to help you. I know 

it looks like I'm dumping

my problems on you but

don't worry you will be 

rewarded with untold riches!

Alright boy! We will go on this quest but you must give us money! 

Lets go Chris

Boo!!!! I'm a monster!!!

AHHH kill it kill it!!!

AHHHHH!!!!

I think it's gone

You dummies! Don't you know how to take a joke 

Who are you?

I'm here to help you get off the cliff

Cliff? What cliff?

This one

How do we get down

I can help you with that.

Why are you helping us?

Link told me you guys were coming so I am here to guide you guys on your journey to save Princess Zelda. 

Let me explain...

Blah blah blah

*Feel free to skip this backstory. The short version will be shown in a few pages.*

Huh? Nodded off for a bit there 

Sorry that was so boring

Ok fine! Here's the short version. You have to save my daughter Princess Zelda from Ganon.  

Understand now?

Huh what?

(@)@!)!)@!(@(()!@!

Hey whats that thing down there

Oh look there are people up there hello!!

Are you ok!!

Jump!!

Hey old man? Can you give us something to go down so we can rescue Zelda? 

NO! You need to earn it!

Fine! We'll get down ourselves!

Chris! Make a slide out of your powers!

Ok!

Wait! How do we know it's safe?

Someone will have to test it out!

But who will?

AAAAAHHH!

SMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

AAAAHHH!!!

See? It's safe!

Ok but it would be foolish to go fight Ganon without the help from the Divine Beasts. 

You must free them first!

Shut up old man! I know what I'm doing!

Come on Chris let's go.

Why you push me off the cliff!

You can't die for some reason

Yeah thats true but I still have feelings!

Hey how did you get down

I used some stairs I found.

Stairs!!!! I could have use the stairs you didn't have to push me off the cliff!!!

Well it's too late now. Come on we have to get finish our quest. 

This must be where Ganon is keeping Princess Zelda.

Let's go!

Wait Ryan we don't know whats on the other side!

AHHHH!!!!

What is that?

I think it's Ganon the form of a dragon

Ha! We handled worse this is going to be easy 

Hey you!

We will give you 5 dollars if you give us Zelda 

You think I'm a fool

Yes!

Forget about it you can't defeat us

Oh really? I can transform into anything! I can transform into your friend right now!

Ha ha ha!! See?

What! That doesn't even look like me! 

Yeah it does 

I'm not fat!!!

You know what I don't have time for this!!!

*Ganon transforms again*

Wheres the dragon warrior 

I'm the dragon warrior

Ha ha ha! You think you're the dragon warrior?

I think so!

I know your not the dragon warrior

Noooo!!!!!!

AHH!! which one is the evil Chris!

He's the evil one!!

No he is!!

Don't listen to him he is the imposter 

No he is the imposter I'm the real Chris

Uhhh 

I choose both of you

Wait what

Problem solved

AHHHH!!!! Enough it's time I transform into my true form!!

Eat potion!

Hey I don't feel so good

Ahhh!!! How did I get here

???

Plush Rush!

AHHHH!!!!!

You got Plush Rush son!

Dance!

Ha ha ha!!

Ha ha ha!!

AHHHHH!!!

Boom boom!!!

Pew pew pew!!

Wow Chris that hallucination potion worked!

Now where is Zelda

Wait wouldn't Zelda be mad that Link didn't rescue her??

You're right! She's probably expecting Link to save her! 

You should wear armor and pretend to be Link!

Fine

Put this on

Ryan this is a football helmet

No it's a knights helmet 

Now lets go and save Zelda!

La la la

AHHHH!!!

My Flowers!!