Hello, I'm Isaac T. Johnson with ST News. A giant meteor the size of Galway is hurtling towards earth!

Scientists say it is too strong to burn up in the atmosphere, and it will land right in the middle of the equater.

This would result in the earth literally splitting in half! More on the story as it develops. Anyway, back to our regurally schedueld program.

I ate my mother's liver.

Ok.

What?! That's not good!