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In the land of Pewlok Republic, a soldier was rushed into the hospital. "What could this possibly be for?" he cried, stumbling, confused, through the hospital halls until an executioner shoved him into a door. "Eat." The soldier wolfed down a submarine sandwich, then trying to escape out the cafeteria back door. He was shot in the leg, falling to the floor and stumbling into the outdoors.

"AAAAH!" The soldier awoke, staring blankly at a small baby. "NO!" he cried, as the mom said "You are his father." "NO!" cried the soldier, stabbing executioners 

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and attempting to knock the baby out of the mom's hands. The mom fainted, baby landing on the floor and grabbing the dad's knife. "Power," said the baby. "My... power..."

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"...WILL NEVER COME!" Ikoko stomped through her house, shoving pots off the railway and kicking everything she saw. "YOU TOLD ME IMMORTALS GET POWERS!" she cried. Then, as she kicked once more at the wall, the wall broke above her feet, scattering cracks along the whole house. She jumped off the railway, landing with a smash in the foyer. "Time to get out of here," Ikoko said to her sister. She didn't particularly like her sister. They were enemies, fighting for the ownership of Glipokee Industries, their mom's old company. But she was dead. Long dead. And Ikoko hated her sister.

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But still, she couldn't just leave her to die, not until they were eighteen, at least. "Come on, Ilokdona!" Ilokdona ran out to the foyer, and Ikoko pulled her out just before the whole mansion crumbled. They were blasted off their feet, tumbling through the air until they both hit the floor in someone's backyard. "IT'S DIE TIME!" said a man inside, swinging a giant axe through the back door, which fell off and broke in half. "Oh, come ON!" said Ikoko. "It's Mr. Die Time, coming to kill - IMMORTALS!" She emphasized the last word, flipping up and kicking 

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the axe out of Die Time's hands. "WAAAARRRRRGGHH!" he screamed for no apparent reason. Then Ikoko's eyes turned to the hand. It was gone, blood pouring out of a stump. Ikoko almost laughed. "Well, too bad. I guess now it's 'die time' for you, old man!" Ikoko kicked the man, and his body flew up into the air, his arms flinging, trying to catch his weight, but he just started falling down, down, down after the effects of the super-kick went away. "WAAAARRRRRGGHH!" he screamed faintly, and then his huge, intimidating body exploded on the

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floor. "Time to get out of here, Ilokdona. We don't want to be any part of what's to come."

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"It was two girls," the man groaned on the news. Two metal legs, one metal arm, a few metal organs. He was destroyed. "One was - was - It was Ilokdona Glipokee." "The trainee soldier?" "What?" "How could she-" Then Ilokdona entered the room, dragging Ikoko behind her. "It was my twin sister Ikoko. Fourteen years old and still can't stop misusing her power." Ilokdona threw Ikoko at the man, who instantly strangled her. "Like your last arm?" Ikoko coughed out. "Yes... Why?" "For this." Ikoko grabbed a knife and lifted it to the man's elbow. "Okay." The man gave up. "I surrender." "Too late!" Ikoko swiped the blade straight through the man's hand.

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"Dal dak chokran, gob dan skladik dotsikki!" the man screamed. "Chokran?! Chokran?! Gikglik dan stikkisikki! Bliksinsikki!" "Silvikki duk bliksinsikki?! Dukki zekki dotsikki!" "You wanna go?!" Ikoko screamed. "Yes," said the man calmly. "TO THE HOSPITAL!" Ikoko was done with the man. She picked up the man and dragged his limbless, squirming body across the room. "I'll deal with you later," Ikoko grumbled, knocking the man out with a punch to the face, then kicking Ilokdona out of the newsroom.

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 Her body flew across the street, then fell into the grass in their friends' yard. "Ikoko, I already told you not to-" Ilokdona was kicked again, flying straight into the air and smashing through the roof of their house. Ikoko looked back at the man in the newsroom."Time to kidnap Die Time," said Ikoko, laughing evilly as she ran back to grab the man. She ran in, put the man in a body bag, and carried him to the town hall.

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"As you all know," Ikoko yelled to the mob of screaming Pewlokians, "the governor of Glipokish Pewlok territory is Mr. 'Die Time'. This means that it is his die time." Ikoko pulled the man's unconscious body out of the bag. "We just need to give him time to wake." Ikoko looked around at the mob. "You know..." She pulled out a Pew-Pewlok sniper, aiming it at a teenage boy with long hair and annoying clothes. "I always hated the people my age." The Pew-Pewlok shot, a perfect laser emanating from the gun. The laser hit the teen, who spun on the spot and

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collapsed in a heap on the floor. Then, the man slowly got to his feet. His bone was broken straight in half by the knife, and he started whapping Ikoko with his metal hand. "IT'S DIE TIME!" the man said, right before the knife sliced off his head, which fell into the crowd as Ikoko took the throne.

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The mob went insane. Ikoko killed hundreds of townspeople as they fought to stab her and shoot her and kill her. The teenager's family got a few slices at Ikoko before she simply snapped their necks and they fell. When the main mob was gone, she fled out the back door of the town hall and ran. She ran, faster than ever, down the street of Pewlok as the mob lit houses on fire and threw grenades in crowds. When she arrived at her house, she ran to Ilokdona. "You're the mayor of the province now. Take care, Ilokdona." She ran into her room and grabbed everything she needed. Then she 

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crashed through her window and fell to the floor. She got up, rolled across the yard and began to run. She had a long way to go. Her city, Glipo Glipo, was in the dead center of Pewlok Republic. She had to hijack a car, drive it from Glipo Glipo to Slikkidhan, where she could take a boat across the ocean to Seim'La'Kinnik. There she could dig the grave. She was looking around for a car. "I only drive Anencephalian cars. They're just... good. Futuristic." She picked the lock of a Cephachevy, jumping in and bursting on the gas. 

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Oh, Slikkidhan bilikki driikdin son dilkikki, ooh / Oh, Glipo Glipo sikkilikko don clakkcludo bikkilikki bokoko- Ikoko turned off the radio and smashed it. "No more Glipo Glipo sikkilikko crap," she said, driving faster. She drove across the Glipo Glipo bridge, and was officially in the Main Pewlok province. When she neared the entrance to Slikkidhan, she noticed a figure standing atop the road sign. She was driving full speed when she flipped the car sideways with a massive jolt of the steering wheel. 

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She kicked the windshield and it exploded, sending shards of glass flying across the street that was now blocked by her car. She jumped out and rolled onto the grass just before the car exploded. She whipped out a Pew-Pewlok pistol and spammed the trigger at the sign, running around in the grass and kicking the poles supporting the sign. Then she smashed her gun into the pole, which broke both the gun and the pole and sent the assassin falling down to the ground. But the person was holding onto the falling sign, screaming as the sign 

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started to fall. "Save me!" the person said, right before they got back up and shot rapid fire at Ikoko. Ikoko took a PPL sniper and zoomed in. She aimed at the assassin's chest, and shot. The assassin toppled backwards and flipped off the edge. It was a man. He fell all the way down into the fire of the car, screaming in pain at the shot, the fall, and the flames. Ikoko put out the fire with a kick, looking at the charred, but alive body. "Please... sopolikki dinsikikki chokran chokran sikikki..." Ikoko was tired of chokran. She shot the man again and left.

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The beaches of Pewlok were magical. It looked like something from Ikoko's favorite stories. "Wow," she said as she stepped onto the sand. "It's really that amazing." She walked towards the boat taking her to Seim'la'Kinnik. "I don't want to leave," she groaned, when three Pewpolice jumped out of the bushes at Ikoko. "No!" she cried, kicking one in the face. He started flipping in circles and screaming, then he smashed into a beach house. Ikoko heard the angry owner whip the Pewpolice officer, who screamed in agony and reached for his taser. Meanwhile, the other two knocked Ikoko to 

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the floor and boarded the boat. "Wait!" she screamed, running after the police. When she entered, the captain of the boat was being held down by police. "Were you helping her escape?" the police demanded. "I-I-I-" he choked out. More police poured in. Seven. An entire squad. The first two were still holding the man when Ikoko killed one of them with a kick to the skull, which shattered like glass. "Now!" said the last original officer, snapping the neck of the captain. Ikoko was furious. She kicked the last officer in the chest. Her lungs popped and

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she collapsed to the floor. Three more officers attacked. She managed to stab the first one through the head, but the other two pinned her with both arms. "I'm fifteen," she weakly stated. "SO?!" boomed one officer. "I'm a KID!" she yelled. "So that makes you off the hook?" "No. I'm a kid. And how do kids fight?" The officers looked at each other, true fear in their eyes. They let go of her, but it was too late. She scratched the eyes out of the first one, who screamed in pain until she shoved him out of the boat. He fell down the stairs and his neck snapped on

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the last one. The other officer backed up and tripped over the table. Then Ikoko jumped on him and started biting his arms and legs and pulling off his hair. When he was bleeding on his arms, his legs were bruised, and he was almost completely bald, Ikoko left him there. "I'm gonna get you," he groaned as Ikoko sliced up the rest of the officers and threw him off the boat. The other bodies, she decided, could stay. She got to the wheel, turned the speed to max, and turned in the direction of Seim'la'Kinnik.

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The middle of the ocean is empty. The middle of the ocean at night is even emptier. That is how the saying goes. So Ikoko was more than surprised when the sword came down at her. She woke up and rolled to the side just early enough to see the bed cut in half. "WAAAH!" Ikoko screamed, grabbing a sword from the wall and bringing it to clash with the man's. It was the man she bit and ripped the hair out of. He kicked Ikoko's face, and she fell back onto the floor. "Please, can we be friends?" Ikoko begged. Suddenly, the man fell back and his head smashed against the floor. Another man was standing 

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there, not an officer, but another runner. "Hi. My name's Tydu. Tydu Okllka. I escaped Seim'la'Kinnik but my ship sunk. Then I saw your ship. I saw a crazy-looking man climbing it. I swam over and followed him inside. He a murderer?" Tydu asked. "No," Ikoko admitted. "He's a Pewlok officer. I... I kinda ripped his hair out and stuff. He must have stayed on the side of the ship the whole time... Oh, no..." Ikoko said. "What?" Tydu asked. "I'm going to Seim'La'Kinnik." "Why?" "To settle a few... conflicts with Xvil Yusia." "The Kinnikian usurper?" "Is

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he?" "Yes... He did it two days ago. Went mad with power." They continued on towards Seim'la'Koikk, wondering if they should even set foot upon that land. As they prepared to go to sleep, more officers jumped down from the roof onto the deck of the ship. "Get your sword," said Tydu, looking around for his. "Let's go!" They ran out and saw a dozen troops on each side. "Not officers. Mentitian military troopers." Tydu kicked one off the edge when three others shot him with stun lasers. "All Tydu did wrong was leave the planet and try to fight

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some Acenian soldiers," said the captain coldly. "We just need to take him alive." Tydu was weakened and Ikoko grabbed her sniper. "Pew-Pewlok!" cried the captain, dropping his gun. "That has red-hot lasers!" Ikoko shot the captain, who fell off the roof of the boat and landed on a grounded comrade, who was burned by the heat of the captain's corpse. "Pew-Pew-Pew-Pewlok guns kill two birds with one stoooooone!" Ikoko sang the Pew-Pewlok jingle, shooting down all the enemy troops, but not before they knocked out Tydu. As Ikoko killed the last 

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troop, his mouth bended into a smile postmortem. Tydu collapsed to the floor, his sword rolling across the boat and falling off. "I hate Kinnikians, Acenians, Pewlokians, I hate Mentite," Ikoko groaned, pulling Tydu in. The troopers were dead on the floor, and Ikoko was safe with Tydu. She trusted Tydu. But she wondered if that would be her undoing. 

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"Seim'La'Kinnik," Ikoko said. "My new home. Ilokdona can have the Glipo Glipo company, and-" "You're Ikoko Glipokee?!" cried Tydu. "Oh, I'm such a big fan of your campaign to lead the-" "Shut up," Ikoko whispered, pointing to a warehouse. "I'm going in," Tydu said, running into the warehouse and smashing down the doors. Ikoko listened as people screamed. "Electricity," she breathed, listening for something else. "WAAAH!" "Tydu's voice!" she whispered behind a boulder, looking at - it went silent. Then, a scuffle on the mountain above. She watched as Tydu's arm was cut off and he was lifted

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off his feet. "Yusia!" she cried, running as fast as she could to save Tydu. She saw two men fighting Tydu. "Yusia's got a gang," she said. Once, Xvil Yusia had come to Pewlok, tried to take their company, and killed most of her family. Xvil Yusia chokran dilkilikki, she thought, getting closer to Tydu. As Xvil's body was stunned and flung into the air, she got to the summit. "I am Ikoko Glipokee. You do not know me. I escaped from Pewlok because I have a score to settle." She grabbed Xvil and pulled him to the cyanide wall. "May I?" she asked the

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people and Tydu. "Okay?" said the first one. She pushed Xvil into the spikes. Nothing happened, then Xvil spoke. "Tydu... take my power..." He shot Tydu with weird green bolts. "NO!" Ikoko cried, kicking Xvil with the superkick. He didn't move, just screamed in pain and his skin bent, his bones broke, and he was in a deep sleep. "Let's go, Tydu," said Ikoko. "No," replied Tydu. "No, Glipokee, I have other duties." The men watched as Ikoko rolled down the mountain and Tydu teleported away.

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"What the-" Ikoko was alone again. "Tydu!" she called. "Tydu!" She was at the bottom of the mountain again. "Tydu!" She ran into the warehouse. "Tydu..." Three chairs with broken ropes were standing in the room. Nothing else. "Tydu... killed these Kinnikians..." She turned, expecting to see Tydu, but someone else was standing there.

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"Hello, Ikoko. I've been waiting for you." Ikoko ran to the side of the room, looking for Tydu. "Tydu, help!" she cried, grabbing a metal rod from the wall, when electricity started flying from the ends. "A dual blade with electricity," she said, spinning it around at high speeds. The person just laughed, grabbing his own rod. BZZZZ! The rods smashed together, sending sparks flying onto the walls. "Help, Tydu!" she screamed, slashing the rod around and hitting the man, who staggered back. "Get her!" said the man, and many Mentitian military troops came in. "I told you I could find