I arrive in the courtroom and sit down. I start organizing all my papers and assessing the room. The jury sit in their seats and start chatting amongst themself, well the people working at Sesame Street arrive and start sitting down to the right of me. A moment of silence goes by before-BANG-, the door swings open and there he is, standing there tall and proud like he has done nothing wrong.

Your honor...

As he walks down the line, he turns and smiles wall, giving a slight chuckle to the people around, like he is manipulating them to be on his side, and I hate every second of it. He sits down and more silence passes. Before long the judge arrives, we rise, sit back down, and begin the triel. I start by giving my side of the story. " Your honor, for years Elmo and his crew have been stealing ideas from anyone and anything they can get their hands on. Just last week, I started a new cartoon on TV, and only a day after the pilot came out, the new episode Sesame Street completely copied the episode, word for word."