"NEVER TRUST A... FART!"

For my daughter Gianna,

and anyone who has ever trusted a fart...love you GG!

-Big Mama

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NEVER TRUST A FART. NEVER TRUST A FART.

NEVER TRUST A FART.NEVER TRUST A FART.

NEVER TRUST A FART. NEVER TRUST A FART.

NEVER TRUST A FART. NEVER TRUST A FART...

NEVER TRUST

A... FART!

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WOAH, What's that?

Perhaps a Whoopee Cushion where I sat...

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The bang of a bongo drum...

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Or the fart from a beluga whales bum?

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The squeaky noise heard loudly on the mat,

right where the cat just sat!

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The wild roar from behind every child's door,

BUT, ITS NOT A BOAR...

OR A DINOSAUR!

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