Story 1- Becoming advisors

Once upon a time there lived a king named Rudras who ruled a mere village named Vishla he was married to beautiful maiden names Vasi . In there village in a small hut lived our witty Lakshmi and Vishnu as they were getting ready to go to the  temple of JAI govinda but they were blocked by the kings guard when entering the temple then this angered both of them and they said they wouldn't budge from that place even after the guards warned them that the king will get angry . When a guard went and told the king everything he came and said ' I don't wan to hurt u but Iam in my prayers so pls don't disturb and go away if your a true devotee of Govinda deva '. Then angered Vishnu replied ' If u claim your a devotee of Sri Sri Govinda  

 then why wont u let a  devotee of SR SRI Govinda to enter the temple" . The king didn't know what to reply so he turned to the temple priest Garudu thinking he will back him up but Garudu understanding the king he said 'oh maharaja what Vishnu says is right u must follow it '. Then hearing this the king went straight to the sitting idol of Govinda and did 10 gunjilu for his evil deed . Then turning back to the scene wear stood Vishnu and Lakshmi he said '  my apologies, from hereby on even when I am here everyone can visit'. Vishnu and Lakshmi were very happy to here this. Then they sat in Padmasana which signaled Garuda to start the prayer then Rudras and Vasi sat too as the prayers started lots of people from the village flocked and sat .

When Lakshmi and Vishnu reached to there hut and were done changing they heard sounds going bam bam bam! in a second they understood it was a message conveyed from there king and they rushed out to circle around the guards who were just about to convey the message that goes like 'oh noble people, our village is being wrecked by a thief all pls be careful my promise to u guys is that our village and kingdom will defeat the thief. A strike of terror ran across the village except a man who only Lakshmi saw. he had a mischievous smile on his face this made Lakshmi suspicious as they went back to there hut when Lakshmi told him about what she saw even Vishnu felt it suspicious. Finally they both cracked it and created a plan to make the king search the village for the theif.

They both woke up at 3:30 took a shower and reached temple at 4:00 sat there till 6:00 and went home to get ready for there plan first Vishnu took action by going to the court and distracting the king from entering his wife's room since she was still sleeping . When Lakshmi took action by breaking into Vasi's room and took bangles made of gold, after she escaped she ran to the house kept the bangles in a safe space and went back to the kingdom no not Vasi's room to the court she bowed to the king and said ' my love i made sweets at home help me pack them for the king she said whispering in a way everyone could hear. After both came home she showed him the bangles then they took phase 2 of there plan to action they took the bangles out at the dead 

of night and scattered few in the village main road which leads to the kingdom and back. phase 3 began where Vishnu hid the rest at there house in a crooked place where it cant be found then they went to sleep the had long day tomorrow when they woke up went to the temple came back and were getting along with there day when the heard the same sound bambambadbambambadbambambad! then they rushed out circled around the guards who said 'The queens bangles have been stolen we think it was the same thief after they went back home the chucked to themself phase 4 begins then guards went house to house until the came to Vishnu and Lakshmi's hut they searched and searched there was nothing lastly 

they went to a hut where lived sati and her son Bhoja since her husband died long back , when they went there they went to a particular room where they found all the stolen stuff except the queen's bangles they took sati and Bhoja back to king dome when Vishnu and Lakshmi heard Bhoja's cries and understood it was time for phase 5 Vishnu and Lakshmi followed  the guard to the court when the guard told the king of what happened the king was heart broken seeing a villager from his village stealing then Vishnu and Lakshmi replied saying they object what the guards say then the king's ears widened to hear there part of the story then lakshmi said'oh king it was me who took your wife's bangle but only since we knew u wouldn't 

check the village for the thief was among us and he lives with sati so dont blame her and here's the queens bangle she gave them to the queen and said sorry the king allowed sati to go after asking for forgiveness after that he told Vishnu and Lakshmi pls come to my court tomorrow morning for ill gift u a reward as soon as Vishnu and Lakshmi left the king turned to his treasurer and  said get the treasure chest tomorrow morning iam going to test their wits. Next morning Lakshmi and Vishnu entered the court the king said 'oh witty people i I am going to test your wits he kept the treasure chest on a table and said 'if u answer everything right u shall get the treasure in it'. You must listen to my story carefully 3 2 1.. i begin once upon a time a King wanted