Go To This Link For The REAL Song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_quu68XXHEs

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ABC for a kid?
My bacon hair is a streaky wig
I'm just a default male
Stuck in meep city
Like a prison cell
My bacon hair is a streaky wig
I'm just a default male
Stuck in meep city
Like a prison cell
2
Where's my robloxian life
Is lagging like the servee in the dead of night
I'm going AFK
'Til I have enough Robux to really play
Is lagging like the servee in the dead of night
I'm going AFK
'Til I have enough Robux to really play
3
Kid, I'm sorry that I can't donate you
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Learn the rules you noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Don't get blue, just say
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Learn the rules you noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Don't get blue, just say


Learn The Rules Noob!
4



Don't Call Me A Noob!
Don't call me a noob
I've been around the Blox more times than you
And yeah, I don't have a lot of robux
But I print alot of money at the pizza shop
Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?
Everybody's throwing that term around
But don't call me a noob
I've been around the Blox more times than you
And yeah, I don't have a lot of robux
But I print alot of money at the pizza shop
Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?
Everybody's throwing that term around
But don't call me a noob
5
Bloxburg's about to blow up
But I can't afford 25 all up
I just wanna role-play
But I'm being trolled all day
But I can't afford 25 all up
I just wanna role-play
But I'm being trolled all day
6
And my robloxian struggles
Got me running 'round poppin' bubble wrap bubbles
I'm going AFK
'Til someone does a robux giveaway
Got me running 'round poppin' bubble wrap bubbles
I'm going AFK
'Til someone does a robux giveaway
7
And I'm sorry kid, if I can't donate you
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Go away noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Just do what I do
And say
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Go away noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Just do what I do
And say
8
Don't call me a noob
I've been around the blox more times than you
And I know I don't have a lot of Robux
But I print alot of money at the pizza shop
Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?
Nobody's about to push me around
So don't call me a noob
No, don't call me a noob
I've been around the blox more times than you
And I know I don't have a lot of Robux
But I print alot of money at the pizza shop
Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?
Nobody's about to push me around
So don't call me a noob
No, don't call me a noob
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Go To This Link For The REAL Song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_quu68XXHEs

Created & published on StoryJumper™ ©2025 StoryJumper, Inc.
All rights reserved. Sources: storyjumper.com/attribution
Preview audio:
storyj.mp/abytp8gqf9fd
ABC for a kid?
My bacon hair is a streaky wig
I'm just a default male
Stuck in meep city
Like a prison cell
My bacon hair is a streaky wig
I'm just a default male
Stuck in meep city
Like a prison cell
2
Where's my robloxian life
Is lagging like the servee in the dead of night
I'm going AFK
'Til I have enough Robux to really play
Is lagging like the servee in the dead of night
I'm going AFK
'Til I have enough Robux to really play
3
Kid, I'm sorry that I can't donate you
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Learn the rules you noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Don't get blue, just say
It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you
And when someone says "Learn the rules you noob"
But your join date was like in 2002
Don't get blue, just say


Learn The Rules Noob!
4
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"Don't Call Me A Noob"
A song about a Roblox player's struggles and frustrations with being called a 'noob' and not having enough Robux.
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