Some farts are big some farts are small  some farts are loud and some aren't loud at all. Some stink a lot and some just don't stink one bit. But they bring all of Humanity together. Forget man's race and nationality its all about there quality of fart.

Some farts are big some farts are small  some farts are loud and some aren't loud at all. Some stink a lot and some just don't stink one bit. But they bring all of Humanity together. Forget man's race and nationality its all about there quality of fart.

I can do a wicked fart.

I cant remember what a fart is. Is it crunchy?

Oh Yeah I did my BEST FART EVER.

Up there in that room

How did this fire start?

Some people are segragrated from society because they have the courage just to let it rip whenever wherever no matter what the consequences these are the people destined for greatness

No matter where you are if you feel alone because others are jealous of your farting abilities and push you away , know that there are always others beside you around the world and that you bear witness to the wonders of farts.

Eventually with nowhere to hide a big one will always just slip out with embarrasment on the face of the one who did it.