What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road because it will get stuck in a crack.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

I was wondering why the frizzby was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.

What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach? “Freeze. You’re under a vest.”

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Which superhero hits home runs? Batman!

What did one pickle say to the other? Dill with it.

Why can't you tell a joke to an egg? Because it will crack up.