Roblox Noob why do you always have to be so annoying!

I wish Ryan would get rid of you already!

He can't get rid of meh. He needs me.

Da only reason people read his books is because I'm in them.

No of that is true you useless turd!

How dare u mock me. U underestimate my power.

How many times do I have to tell you I don't care. 

WREEEEEE! Dat girl gets on my nerves! I must prove her wrong! But how...hmmmmmmm.

Recently I've been constantly tired. 

Few days later...

I've tried everything to give me energy but nothing works. 

Have you tried going to a hospital?

Nah. Doing that takes too much time. 

I think I'll just see if I can find an answer online. 

Ok let's get this over with.

Huh? 

What's this?

Click Here!

Attention! Click here! This could be the most important link you'll ever click!

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Pff! Yeah right! I'm not falling for that!

Click Here!

Not falling for dat? Excellent! But nothing U do will be more life-changing than clicking dis link!

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Fine I'll click it!

*Clicks link*

Hello I Dr. Roblox Noob da best doctor in thee world. And thank u for clicking da link!

Are u tired of driving all da way to the hospital and waiting soooooo long just to see sum doctor?

Well if u schedule your appointments with meh, I will come to YOUR house! 

Dat way you dont have to drive all the way to da hospital to see meee. 

Wow wat a good deal!

And as a special promotion ur first 2 appointments are FREE! FREE! FREE!

Guys! You won't believe this!

Free appointments not actually free. 

@#!#$#%

Two days later...

Hello Im Dr. Roblox Noob.

And u are my first patient!

Roblox Noob?! Is that you?

Yeah why?

How did you become a doctor!?

It was easy. One day I woke up and decided to be one. 

Don't you have to go to medical school to become a licensed physician!?

Wat are u taking about. I am too cool for school. 

Never mind do you think you're able to help me?

Sure

For some reason I am always low on energy. I tried everything to cure myself but nothing works! Do you think you can help me? 

Of course my friend. There is actually a very simple solution to your problem.

Just stand still.

Ok whatever you say.

#!#!@#!@#

Looks like my work here is done.

That'll be $10,000 pls. 

ROBLOX NOOB WHAT DID YOU DO!?!

I gave him a treatment that should cure his tiredness.