One afternoon, I was chilling at my house chewing my new flavor of bubble gum enjoying the weekend and NOT doing any math.  As soon as my bubblegum popped, I heard a weird sound- kind of like a moan. I jumped up, curious, and darted into my room.  I swung open the door- and saw a cow!  Yes, you read that right, a cow!

"Who would put a cow in my room?" I thought to myself.

As I walked closer, I saw that it was wearing a silver tag. The tag had the numbers, 3478 engraved onto it- I backed away slowly, because I knew.  I had seen these numbers before.  I had read about this combination of numbers before.  

I was apprehensive as to the reason why these numbers, were on this cow, in my room.  What was happening?

You see, 3478 is a metaverse hacker identifier, that up to this point has been untraceable.  He hacks into the metaverse, finds the genetic codes of animals, and rewires their DNA, to turn them into vicious monsters- monsters of their original form.

Was there a hacked monster cow in my room right now?

"Stay calm," I kept saying to myself- but I was totally not calm.

I ran to my computer to see what information I could find, about stopping the hacker, and what he was doing to our planet!  This has been happening for too long, and if anyone could stop him, I know it could be me. 

I have been studying hackers, especially this one, and monsters since I was 4 years old- and this was my chance. I searched my database, and knew that this was a job for the deep dark web.

I was able to uncover that hacker 3478 was once an undercover agent for a task force that worked with alien intelligence.  But a few years ago, after uncovering something dangerous, he disappeared and has since been terrorizing the earth, with his animal monster hybrids.

In digging deeper into the dark web, I traced his last IP location, using his un-encrypted data- but I just couldn't figure out, how to disable his access.

I knew, I had to call in some help.  My best friend Romero, was also a super gamer like me, and together, we could figure out anything.

When I called him and told him the story, he thought it was a prank.  

"No dude," I said. "I am on the dark web, I've found his location, 112349313, and there is a monster cow in my bedroom!"  It sounded like he dropped the phone, because I heard a thud and 10 minutes later, he was at my house.

He sat down at my computer, and typed in a few lines of code, and said "wait, this is not the dark web- this is a website using cookies with super low FPS."

"That's weird," I thought. I knew what I had just seen!  Could this access be something, only I could see? Did hacker 3478 know we were onto him?

Romero started to laugh- he thought it was indeed a prank.  I started to laugh- because, was I imagining all of this? Was I dreaming? Was I crazy?