An unofficial Roblox book.

Chapter 1: Welcome to Roblox

Hi, my name is noob.  I joined Roblox a while ago and made many friends, moments and lasting memories.  I really enjoyed playing Roblox.  I loved playing and making fun games. That's why I'm still puzzled about something.

How did everything go so wrong?

When I first joined Roblox, I named myself Noob, knowing that a noob is a new player, and that was exactly what I was.  I was greeted by a friendly-looking home page welcoming me to the game.  I then realized that Roblox was not just a game, but rather, a collection of games.  I decided to try out a game called Mining Simulator.  It looked like an enjoyable game.  What could go wrong?

I joined Mining Simulator.  I started to dig dirt.  I was amazed by how long it was taking to just destroy one block of dirt.  After just destroying two blocks, my entire backpack was filled, and I needed to sell my dirt.  

After 5 minutes of repeatedly digging and selling dirt, I had enough money to buy a new pickaxe.  After buying the new pickaxe, I was destroying dirt much faster than before.  While I was mining in my hole, a player jumped in and started stealing all my dirt!

I kindly asked the player to leave and let me continue digging, but he said he would never listen to a noob.  I guess he sort of had a point, but that was no excuse for being mean or stealing my hole.

I decided to just leave the hole and start digging a new one.  After some more digging, I could get another pickaxe.  But by then I was getting bored of this meaningless game.

I decided to join another game that looked cool.  It was called jailbreak, and I inferred that it would have something to do with escaping jail.

When I joined, I was asked if I wanted to be a cop or a prisoner.  I chose "prisoner" because I felt that the role better contributed to the name of the game.  I found myself in a prison filled with prisoners completely ignoring the prison schedule.  I found a sewer hatch and decided to go through it.  When I popped out of the top, a cop pulled me out and handcuffed me.  "Nice try, noob," he said.

I had started to believe that the word "noob" was used as an insult here in Roblox.  Then the schedule said it was time for lunch.  I went to the cafeteria.  They were serving pizza, which was nice.

While I was enjoying my pizza, a helicopter crashed through the roof.  All the prisoners got on the helicopter, and I decided to tag along.

The helicopter took us all out of jail and to the bank.  All the prisoners jumped off the helicopter and started entering the bank

I went along with them to rob the bank.  There were lasers of which I feared I would be disintegrated by.  I watched as the other prisoners dodged the lasers with ease.  I tried, and successfully managed to pass.  I started filling my bag with cash I would later use for buying weapons.  Just when I was about to exit the bank, armed police officers started shooting the prisoners!  Since I was a noob, I could easily blend in and escape the ambush.  I quickly dashed out the door and took out my phone to try and call a taxi.

To my amazement, it was possible to actually spawn a car right next to me!  I spawned my car and drove out of the officer's range.  There was a marker that seemed to point to where I could deliver the cash and receive my reward.  I quickly drove to the marked area and got my reward.

Chapter 2: Robux Trouble

I started thinking, if I could get away once with ease, why not try again?  I mean, I would probably be able to afford better weapons.

I spawned my car and drove to the bank.  It was closed after the last robbery, so I had to wait out near it.

During my wait, I saw a really fancy car heading towards me.  It had sirens, so I thought it was a police officer.  I jumped into the bushes and closely examined the person.

He had neon-style clothes, two limited katanas on his back, limited spiky hair, and a bandit mask.

"Alright, people.  Find any crooks who might be lurking around.  If you people do, I will pay 100 robux to the finders," he said.

This caused all the players to perk up and search for me.  I felt very worried.  The players seemed to be nearing me.  I felt as though this was the end.

Right when I thought they were going to find me, the bank opened.  I jumped out the bush and rapidly headed for the bank.  I dodged the lasers with extreme speed and tried to fill my bag as fast as possible.  The players started making a barrier with their bodies to prevent me from escaping.  I found a vent and jumped in.

I crawled almost at the speed of light to try and escape.  The players were hot on my tail.  I jumped out the other side, where I jumped out and landed on the rich guy's car.  I was arrested.

I decided to leave Jailbreak and try to get Robux.

I searched around for ways to get Robux.  I found a particular contest for 1000 Robux in a game called "Phantom Forces."

I entered the contest and joined phantom forces.  I was on the Phantoms team and I had a basic AK12.  We were battling against people on the Ghosts.  I found a Ghost trying to snipe and shot the enemy with many bullets.  The Ghost seemed immune to my attack and switched to a pistol.  After just a few shots from the enemy's gun, I died.

I was confused.  How could this enemy kill me with a few shots from a backup weapon?  I decided to change my strategy and to try hiding from enemies.  I managed to survive the first round.  In the second round, there were many less players than before, due to the Ghosts losing.  Some Phantoms were now Ghosts, and I was one of them.  I realized I would need to engage in combat to survive this round, so I became a sniper.  I was gifted an M200 Intervention as my rifle.  I looked into my rifle and found an unsuspecting Phantom making a kill.  I looked back to make sure there was no 

one there, and took my shot.  I managed to make the kill.  After a while like this, the Ghosts emerged victorious.  It was now the third and final round, and there were no teams.  I decided to take a shotgun as my weapon, since the map was relatively small.

The battle began.  I found another player and shot him.  The shotgun was good, so the player died after some shots.  Just then, I felt the barrel of a gun on my back.

"No sudden moves," the rifle holder said.

There was no way I was going to listen, so I held

the barrel and flipped the gun.  Then I fired the trigger and killed the owner.  When I found out who the owner was, I couldn't believe it.

It was the rich guy from jailbreak!  This must have been how he got his robux.  He competed in contests to earn rewards.  He seemed to have the most powerful weapons purchasable in phantom forces.  Now that he was defeated, I stood a better chance at winning.

I killed the last enemy and earned the robux.  Now I was able to get better items in games.  I was proud of winning the contest and felt better about myself.

Chapter 3: Making a Game

After winning the contest, I started getting bored.  I was looking for any way to have some fun, but there was just nothing to do.  I eventually got a great idea.

I could make a game!  I would be able to play a fun game and earn robux at the same time.

I started Roblox Studio and created a new place.  I was greeted by an empty baseplate and a bunch of powerful abilities I could use to create my game.  I thought of making a game where

you build a gun and use it in battle.  I thought of the name "Guncraft."

When I finished my game, I tested it.  It was fun building guns, but there were no players to fight.

I had to attract players to my game.  I made an ad with my 1000 robux from the contest.  After a while, my game had a few views, but no active players.  I then came up with the idea to put a few things in my game for players to do while they waited for others.

I added some NPCs and tried my game.  I had a lot of fun killing the NPCs and upgrading my guns.

After a while, I noticed my game had a lot of players inside.  I joined, and it was crazy!  There were players everywhere, shooting each other with their guns.  I was making robux by the minute!

A few moments later I saw someone I recognized.  It was the rich guy!  There were no gamepasses, so the guy did not have a good

weapon.  I easily defeated him several times, until I started getting tired of it and left him alone.  By the time I was done with him, he was steaming mad.

"I'll get my revenge!" he yelled at me.

Then he left.  I had a bad feeling about my situation.

After a while of shooting, I met someone.

"Hi! My name is Daren," said the person.

"My name is Noob," I replied.

"I believe you are the owner of this game," said Daren.

"I am," I replied.

Suddenly everything went black.  Once I regained my vision, I realized was trapped in a dungeon.  I cried for help, but no one responded.

"I told you I would get revenge" said a familiar voice.

I then realized who it was

Chapter 4: Trapped in the Dungeon

The mysterious voice was the rich guy!

"Did you really think I was rich?  Any rich person would not waste money on a video game!  I'm no Millionaire!  I'm a hacker!"

I had to escape, but there was no way to escape.  The walls were anchored, and the chamber seemed to be very high above the ground.  Even if I could escape, I would fall to my death.

"I have an idea!" said Daren

"Since you made this game, try using your powers to destroy the chamber and make us fall slow!"

I then realized that I was in a different game, so I could not use my powers.  But I had an idea that was just as good.

"Hey, hacker!  If you let us go, I'll give you some robux!" I yelled out.

"Fine, you can go," said the hacker.  He then let us go.  Me and Daren made a run for it, but the hacker blocked our way out.

"You really though you could outsmart me!?  I’ll burn you to the ground!" yelled the hacker.

Then me and Daren knew what to do.

We took out our guns and started firing at the hacker.  The hacker created a shield and blocked all of our attacks.

"You really thought you could kill me with guns?  Who do you think I am, a POOR, UGLY, NOOB?!?"

That was it.  I jumped, gun in hand, smashing the hacker’s shield and shot my entire supply of ammunition at him.

"You noobs!  I have one more trick up my sleeve!  One you won’t soon forget!"

The hacker then fell to the ground and disappeared.

"He’s gone…," said Daren.

"He really is…" I replied.

"I guess we can finally play Roblox in peace," I said.

We friended each other and then left.

Chapter 5: Wild Ride

After a while of playing some generic simulator games and getting bored, me and Daren joined Build a Boat for Treasure.  Me and Daren were new to this game, so all we had were wood blocks.  We worked together to build a boat and set sail.

We noticed that there different sections of the way to the treasure, each with unique obstacles. First, we had to dodge some rocks.  There were many rocks, but Daren was able to maneuver the ship against them with ease.

Next, there were many clock gears floating in the water.  Just like last time, Daren easily dodged them.

After the clock gears, there were tentacles reaching out to grab our boat!  I helped Daren maneuver against the tentacles, but it was no use.  The tentacles started pulling us into the water.  Then I got the idea to try slapping the tentacles.  It seemed stupid, but it worked.  The tentacles left us alone.

Now, we had entered a strange place full of 8-bit creatures.  The creatures started firing bombs at us.  By the time we had crossed the stage, almost our entire boat had been destroyed.

Up next was an odd retro-neon place.  There was some debris, but Daren avoided the debris with ease.

We then entered a swamp stage.  There were many alligators.  We tried not to agitate them.  Just then, Daren accidentally crashed into an

alligator.  All the other alligators started chasing

us.  We barely got away.

Then, we ended up in a castle stage.  Cannons were firing bombs at us.  One almost hit our ship, but our ship remained unharmed.

We entered a lighthouse stage.  There were too many rocks to avoid, so by the time we passed, our boat was only one block.

The last stage was a waterfall.  Me and Daren clinged to the boat for precious life.  We all fell and fainted.

We woke up on shore, right next to the treasure!  We took the treasure and left.