Killian was in his house. He liked to use magic and make the fire burn eternally. It was a very small house that Killian lived in. He lived with his evil twin, Jeff, and his grandma.

I LOVE FIRE!!!!!!!

You could never guess that they were twins because they were COMPLETELY different. Killian wore shorts and a black jumper. his hair was very, VERY messy. Jeff wore an untied jacket and ripped jeans. He was bald because he thought it was "dignified."

Burger anyone?

"I am going to go to the shops, ok?" said granny. "Yes Nana..." said Killian. "Yeah sure whatevs old woman..." said Jeff. 

"SAY THAT AGAIN!" roared granny and she grew 14,000 inches; she also grew literal bushy eyebrows. "I'm sowwy nana..." said jeff sadly.

"that's quite alright, dearie." said Granny. Jeff turned around and stuck his tongue out when Granny wasn't looking. I told you he was evil!

Granny left and Killian went upstairs to play Fortnite. That was a bad idea because you should NEVER leave Jeff by himself.

Jeff instantly said "alright granny, time for some mischief." When you're reading this, make sure to give jeff a voice like a chipmunk because that's what he sounded like. "I will- huh? what is that?" Jeff went outside and screamed like a baby when he saw the huge portal sucking things up! "MOMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!" Jeff screamed.