Hello? I am looking for killer friend

You got the right guy..

Breaking News! Jace and Xzavier the Killer is murdering thousands a week!

MEAN
WHILE

YALL DO NOT KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THIS MISSION IS!!!! WE ARE HUNTING JACE!!! I also heard that he has a little friend....

So Xzavier huh. I have heard about you and I want you to help me. Do you want to help??

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GOOO!!!!!

I am like you but better so ofc I wanna help you

HEY GUYS I FOUND THEM!!!

Man im dead....

Hey, your pretty good I think your worthy

THEY ARE GOING TO BE DEAD BY THE NEXT 24 HOURS

Sir yes sir!

IM JUST TO GOOD!!!

Bruh what the..

It just bounced off...

There at the village we need to get there before they leave...

We gonna hide or na-

We gonna kidnap the mayor

Behind you!!

Time to die!

Huh?

DOG HOW DO YOU MAKE THE SWORD GO BACK TO YOU?

LET ME OUT!!!!!

Nah bro

Come out with your hands up 

I think we got a problem mane they got tanks

*sigh*

IT is time to go full on power. stay here.

NAH DUDE IS GOKU!!

.......

Fire!

Now now now now

BRUH WHAT WAS THAT???

None of this happened....

Bro where are we? AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE TANKS???

We both destroyed them don't you remember?

I must've been daydreaming

Mhmmm.....

OK WE GOTTA RUN!!!

Wait i forgot something!

Here you goo

Bruh

YOU SON OF A BI-

We gonna kill Joe Biden.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sir there is a intruder in the white house.

The other guards got it.

GG EZ

Ahh hell nah man

GRENADE!!!

GRENADE!!!

AHAHAHAHHAH!!!

YAHHHHH

NOOOOO

HHAAHAHAH

:)

Bruh wat.

:)

......

:)

You BI-

:)

Bro how we gonna get out now?

A fire extinguisher

Bruh

Great.

AYO WAIT WAIT WAIT

This is for the gas prices!

Yea! Get em!

MEAN WHILE.

Ha ha 69

YOU ARE SURROUNDED YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS!!!!

Oh no not again...

Looks like i have to go all out AGAIN

But you stay here

Ok

THE FU--

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Noooo please!

I have a family!

YOU WILL MEET THEM IN HELL!!!!!!

KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!!!!

KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!!!!

Bruh what the hell goin on outside..

 Nooo please!

I have a family!

Alright bro lets goo

ok

Quick we gotta gooo

Wait am i dead? wait no i'm not i'm still alive LETS GOOO!!

I need to go tell the military about what happened here.

But first I am gonna spy on the killers

I don't think the army is chasing us anymore

Yeah I think they are all dead

But lets get out of here just in case.

Yeah

We need to find a way to kill Jace! If we don't he will kill the whole world!

His power is too strong! The only way I can think of killing him is if we make a giant robot! Maybe the military will help!

MILITARY

Here we are.

Do you guys know where the your general is?

He should be back there....

Thanks!

What do you want?

Sir I have big info on Jace the killer!

Please tell me.

After many minutes of talking later.....

And that's why we need to built a giant robot to save the earth!!!

But who would even pilot the robot???

100th PAGE!!

That would be me.

I guess we will get the construction proccess started in a few days.

But you will have to go through Super-Solider Training before you will be worthy of piloting said robot

Sir Yes Sir!!

Also, I promise this info will go to great use.

MEANWHILE

What do we do now since we are in the woods??

Idk man.

Woah what was that?

Idk lets go investigate

THE FU** IS THAT

NAH MANE THAT IS A ATTACK ON TITAN ROBOT!!!

It is ready sir. Get ready to fight jace you might die but we don't care.

Finally! after weeks of training!

Wait a minute that's that dude that said "i have a family".

But how did he get that hair??

Who knows what powers of mine he has stolen.

Nothing...

What was that?

Lets do this.

We gotta go!!!!!

RUN!NNNNN!!!!!

Lets head to my headquarters!

You have a what??

Here we are.

*beep*

I still don't understand why you have a secret base...

*beep*

Woah!

Ok in the hole!

Desperate times call for desperate measures Xzavier.

Woah! When did you make this?

I didn't. I stole this

Bruh moment.

This is the Weapon's Room.

But its just knifes....

Exactly!

MEAN WHILE

Where are you???

Im not here to play hide and seek!!!

This is our fighter jets.

Woah! How did you get the money for all this??

Tax Evasion.

Bruh

I mean what is the point of paying taxes if you are a criminal??

Anyways, we need to get ready for an all-out battle!!!!

Follow me to the armor room

BRO WHAT H-H- HOW!!! ARE YOU A MINECRAFT KID OR SOMTHING.

ok put it on

BEGIN THE EPIC CHANGING MONTAGE!!!!!

Wat..

bro how did you get those sword.

Stole it from Roblox no biggy

IM TO LAZY SO WE ARE GOING TO SKIP THE OTHER MONTAGE OF XZAVIER.

WHO STOLE MY NETHERITE ARMOR >:(

I hear something...

??

Sir i think we found something but I don't know what it is.

They found the base! We need to get them!

Lets goooooo!!!!!

Commander I hear something in the tunnel!

Here they are! ATTACK!!!!

We have to inform the captain about this! RETREAT!!!!!

Captain we know where Xzavier and Jace are!

Take me to them....

Yes sir!

why didn't we just take the planes???

I wanted to exercise

OH KNOW YOU WANT TO EXERCISE, YOU NEED TO WITH YO SKINNY SELF LOOKING LIKE A STICK!!!!" takes a breath"

This is where they were.

Investigate in that tunnel and see what you can find.

What is this place???

There is no time for chit chat we need to look deeper