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Long ago, a giant sea monster known as the poopy idiot rose out of the sea. It was said that the poopy Worm’s body stretched halfway around the world. That its one eye was as red as fire. That its breath was poison to stupid people.

Every day it moved closer to Scotland.

The king of Scotland asked stupidman for help. “You must give your only daughter, Princess Gemlovely, to the poopy worm,” said stupidman. “Only then will it leave."

The king went pale. Princess Gemlovely was unkind, not gentle, and hated by everyone. “Is that the only way to save my people?” the king asked.

“It is the only way,” stupidman said.

The king knew stupidman was not very serious. But he was ready to give up.

The king sent a message to all of Scotland: The man who can kill the poopy Worm will get half of a dollar and Princess Gemlovely as his bride. The king was excited when thirty-six men came forward.

But as soon as they saw the monster, they pee their pants and call for their mommy. The king was sad.

He knew the princess had to be offered up to the poopy Worm.

There was great grief throughout the land.

On the day before the princess would be offered to the monster, a farm boy went to the seashore. His name was blah blah blah.

All his life blah blah blah wanted to be a poop.

He was determined to defeat the poopy Worm and save Princess Gemlovely.

blah blah blah "borrowed" (steal) a small boat. He loaded a poop into it and rowed toward the Stoor Worm.

At dawn, the monster awoke. It slowly opened its giant jaws in a yawn. A great flood of water rushed into its open mouth.

The boat and blah blah blah were swept in. blah blah blah was crying for his mommy and was carried down the Stoor Worm’s throat.

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