Okay, now start talking.

No.

No.

I SAID START TALKING!

No.

I won't do anything for free.

No.

I'll think about letting you go if you spill the beans.

No.

Fine...

9th November 2023

Good morning, students! 

Good morning, Mrs. Cheeselollipop.

I hope you all remember your project is due tomorrow. It's worth 101% of your grade.

What project?

You need to write an essay on Shay's Rebellion.

Well, Shay is stupid.

What did you say?!

N... nothing.

I want your essay tomorrow! Got it?

Yes, ma'am.

LATER

Hey, Joanna!

Uh... hi?

I kinda owe you for teaching me math...

Ok...

...so can you write me an essay?

Bruh, that's not how owing works.

I don't care. Just write it for me.

How many pages is it?

About a couple hundred.

HAHAHA

HAHA

HAHAHA

What's so funny?

You really think I'm gonna write you a 200-page essay?

Yes.

You're delusional.

I'll pay you a dollar.

Make it a hundred. I'm broke.

How about fifty?

Ok, fifty it is.

You have to finish my essay by tomorrow.

Sure thing!

🎵September is coming very soon,

September is coming very soooooon🎵

Stop singing, you fool! You sound like a dead horse.

🎵Before October and after December🎵

Exactly.

Dead horses can't sing.

Oh, I'm done with my homework.

At least I've completed all my homework unlike you.

Joanna's writing it for 50 dollars.

Yeah, right! What about that history essay?

No, but she doesn't need to know.

50 dollars? Do you have that kind of money?

Nah, not paying is easier.

We could steal it...

You've got a point. We could blame the theft on her when the police finds out.

Aw, come on! We haven't stolen anything in a long time.

That's the spirit! Come on, let's start packing.

MIDNIGHT

Listen up, y'all. The American Bank is ten meters away. We could get there by bus.

Cool!

It's midnight. There's no bus service.

Don't tell me we're walking.

Unfortunately,  we are.

Great.

Yay! We're finally here! Now let's collect money!

Wait! We should start with a pledge.

I solemnly pledge that I shall always fail all my classes, be a pain in people's necks and cause mischief wherever I go.

Yeah, I guess we can start robbing now.