These are some funny shower thoughts and some of them might not make sense

GET READY FOR THIS TO BLOW YOUR MIND!

Ha ha! Did you see that? Okay anyways, on to some Mind Blowing Shower Thoughts

Say What?

Why is cookies called cookies and tea called tea, when you bake cookies and boil tea?

Why is people broke when they have luxury cars, and why are people rich when they have old cars?

$0 Dollars

$10,000,000 Dollars!

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, is your pants tucked into your shirt?

Turtles never have sleepovers, because they always sleep at home.

When nothing is on fire, do fires start themselves?

Brushing our teeth is the closest we ever come to cleaning our skeleton

Firefly is the opposite of a waterfall 

Clapping is just slapping yourself because you like something

Does Lightning McQueen need Car Insurance or Life Insurance?

A Fire Truck is actually a water truck

The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall

"Sweet Tea is actually a type of Coffee because Sweet Tea is a type of Caffeine"

An Insurance Company is actually a bank because your paying for your House, Car, Health Insurance, Renters, Boat and more! And if you don't pay off Insurance, the'll come and take your car, house and everything

A Pickup Truck is actually when the truck picks up stuff.

A Book is actually when you read words to make you tired

A Notebook is actually when you write notes down on a computer.

You only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you breathe, it restarts the timer.

Why are deliveries in a ship called Cargo, but in a car, it's called a shipment.

How come your lips don't touch when you say 'touch', but they do, when you say separate

Touch

Separate

If you get into the cold water for some time, it will turn into hot water because the sun is out.

If you are sleeping in your bed and you pass away, did you die in your sleep or are you still sleeping?

Cowboys go Yee- Haw and Ninja's go Hee- Yaw

ATM fees is when you are just buying your own money

If a Tesla Roadster crashes into the earth, will the whole Universe end?

If there is a Rocket Car that goes 1,000 mph, will it blast out of the earth and go into the black hole?

When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger

At age 30, you've spent a month having birthdays

We were taught as kids to not get in strangers cars or meet strangers from the Internet, and now we literally summon strangers from the Internet and get in their cars  

Get in the car!

Ok!

When you take medication pills, you're just taking them everyday so that you can sleep

If you film a movie scene in a car, things could go wrong

Crash!!!!

Your car keys have traveled further than you

A telephone makes sound travel faster than the speed of sound

A movie is actually a long video

Water can boil you to death, freeze you to death, drown you, yet you need it to survive