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Hey, hey, i'm gonna tell you this tale about a guy named Timmy who had brain failure.

1. So, check it out, Timmy's just gotten so dumb, maybe he thinks that the desert... is the coldest place on earth.

2. Why would Timmy sit on a chair out here!!?!

i mean... bro what is wrong with TIMMY!!?!

3. Timmy once even tried to fly a plane... but 10 minutes later he crashed... and was sent to the hospital 1 hour later cause he was so obnoxious.

4. he once told a joke but ended up breaking his eardrums because he had laughing issues!!?!

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5. Hey also did you know that he tried to play fetch with a dog once but he didn't throw the stick and made the dog get it, but.... he didn't throw it in time.

6. Hey... oh! Timmy has 9 lives... and he has already used 7 so there is a chance he might die... or, have brain failure.

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