Thank you, my fifth grade teacher, Ms Morgan for helping me make this story.

A 3 in 1 book!

The Bird Plane (Book 1)

    Hello, I got a story for you. This one might be a one you've never heard of before, but it still happened for real. This is an experience from me, a passenger in the Cheap Ohio Plane. If you know the story about the Ohio Plane, I bet you have experienced it. If you don’t, well, I’m guessing you’re a normal person trying to read a random bedtime story, but trust me, this won’t work for a bedtime story. If you’re reading this you will probably sleep with your parents tonight.

    It was just another day in Ohio. Everything was normal and fine. Just because it was a nice and normal day, I wanted to go to the Ohio Paradise. The way to go to Ohio Paradise was to fly from Ohio Airport one to Ohio Airport two. I quickly booked the economy ticket. My flight was at 3AM. I felt exhausted at that moment. I really needed to sleep. I couldn’t control myself. It was like I was in a…dream. I suddenly fell to the ground, tired. 

    After a few hours, a man picked me up and took me to the airplane. I woke up-

suddenly, to a loud noise and metal crashing everywhere. It felt like I was falling from a skyscraper. I had booked a ticket for Safe Ohio Plane which was $42,612. I didn’t expect it to be this disgusting. I then asked someone why this plane is acting so weird. They replied with “this is Cheap Ohio Plane, this is how the experience is,” I was shocked! I had booked a flight for the Safe Ohio Plane for $42,612 not a ticket for the Cheap Ohio Plane for $1. 

    If you don’t know, the Cheap Ohio Plane is, well, I don’t think I have to explain.  I had to deal with what was going on, I mean, the plane was still going to Ohio Airport 2. However, I couldn't stop thinking about the man that picked me up and brought me here, to this disaster. I just kept thinking positive things like how the vacation would go. However, it didn’t help. “Attention all passengers! A crisis has occurred! The plane’s wings are not operating, but do not panic,” Pilot Bob announced.

    Of course, no one listened to the pilot and started panicking. I don’t think I should mention this now, but one time, the Cheap Ohio Plane hit someone in the chest, so I really wasn’t trusting this ride. Then, I started hearing this “bird chirp” that was as loud as a crowd cheering in a football game. After a few minutes, we got an announcement from co-pilot Chad, “Hey passengers! Isn’t it kind of fun right now?”

 After a few seconds we got another announcement announcing “Stop it Chad! We are-

in danger and you are joking around?! Stop it now!” That one was definitely from Bob the pilot. Those guys forgot to turn off their microphone, and we had to listen to their entire conversation. 

    The event was then announced in the news. The name of the crisis was apparently called the ‘Bird Plane’ because it was flapping its wings like a bird and making a chirping noise. What was really dumb was that no jet planes or helicopters came to help us get down. I never heard or saw an event like this before, it’s the first time. Suddenly, the metal crashed against the door so hard that the door BROKE DOWN, and a few people were flying out. Those few people hanged on to the plane’s flapping wings, and got back in safely. Everyone was terrified, scared. 

    We then got another announcement announcing, “Hey guys! It’s ya boy Chad the co-pilot! Are you guys having fun?” At this point, everyone was cross with Chad, because he wasn’t helping at all. Another piece of metal hit another door so hard that it broke down into pieces. About five people were hanging on to the plane’s wing. Unfortunately, someone fell and- well, talking about that is too depressing for this “article”. 

    Everyone then went into the bathroom at once, so they didn't fall out of the plane-

door. Everyone knows that airplane bathrooms are really tiny, especially the ones in the Cheap Ohio Plane. There was a lot of suffocating going on in there, and some people- wait, I don’t want to make this ‘article’ depressing, so I won’t say what happened to those people. Luckily, I survived from the suffocating. 

    It had been about four hours. Four hours in a place with terror, pieces of metal flying everywhere, and people- well I won’t mention what happened to those people. I was scared, nervous, I didn’t know what to do. Pilot Bob and Co-Pilot Chad were doing everything they could to save our lives. Actually, I should say that NONE of them were trying to save our lives, because Chad kept on making annoying jokes and Bob kept on hitting him for the jokes. I then had a crazy idea. By crazy idea, I mean REALLY crazy idea. 

    I got by the economy section, then the business, and then the first. Past the flight assistants and past the entrance door. To the cockpit. Only I could save this plane. I knew I could save it. I took a piece of metal which was on the ground, and started smacking the door with it for it to open. Chad and Bob then went quiet and wondered who was so dumb to smack the cockpit door. Little did they know, it was me. Chad the co-pilot then started sharing the SAME OLD “JOKES” with me. You don’t want to know what happened after that.

Bob got furious. I didn’t know what was going on. He started smacking everything in the cockpit with a piece of metal on the floor. He even knocked down Chad. However, I didn’t really feel disappointed with the annoying co-pilot. Bob then smacked something really important. So important that we couldn’t live without it.

    He had smacked the STEERING WHEEL! Literally one of the most important and main parts of the plane. If you think that wasn’t ugly enough, then you’re wrong. The speaker to the seats was still on, and everyone heard what happened in there. Everyone started panicking again. Some even jumped off the plane, thinking it would save their lives. Well, what can get worse than all of that, right?

    About 10 minutes later, the plane started running out of fuel, and was starting to crash. We all thought that was our end, but it wasn’t. Before I tell you how it was not our end, I have to tell you this. 

    The passengers were so panicked that all of them BROKE INTO the cockpit! It was like seeing WW2 happen all over again. Now things couldn’t get any worse, right? I mean, so much nonsense has happened already. Well, if that’s what you're thinking, you're wrong. The plane set on fire because of the crashing of metals, and the fact-

that the plane was about to crash. To be exact, the bathroom was set on fire. 

    Chad finally woke up with a shiny glare in his eyes. It looked like he had just seen a bunch of diamonds. He tried to get those words out of his mouth, but he closed his eyes and fell to the ground. He fainted again. I knew Chad knew how to fix this problem. People were begging Bob to save them. I saw the terror in their eyes. Luckily, one of the TVs was flashing their light. Maybe technology could save us. 

    A person went on to see the recent news, but we couldn’t do that either. It was because of other people shoving each other to the TV. Looks like people have 0% of their brain cells working when they are panicking, no offense. Finally, one of the people got 1% of their brain cells working, and suggested that we should jump off with the parachutes. All the people ran off to a seat, and found…nothing. I forgot that the Cheap Ohio Plane doesn't have parachutes. 

    After a few minutes, Chad finally woke up again. Chad murmured, “knock-knock.”

He fainted after that again! Even Bob closed his eyes, and fell to the ground, because he was terrified, scared, he didn’t know what to do. 

    I also didn't know what to do. I was a nerd when it came to Planes. I knew-

everything about those flying machines, but I didn’t know how to save them. I didn’t know enough about Ohio Planes. I felt ashamed for not learning about these ones. 

    We found out that one of the passengers had “supernatural powers.” All of us looked for the man who could probably save us. After a few seconds, we found out that he was gone. By that I mean that he was using the bathroom right when it set in burning flames.

    Another thing that we found out was that Technoblade (the famous minecraft youtuber) was also in line to use the bathroom, and it, well, he died. All the Techno fans then had tears in their eyes. Oh, sorry to interrupt the emotional part, but what was really rude was that Nintendo thought the tears in their eyes moment was a cool idea for a game, so they made a game called “The Legend Of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom”. Okay, I should probably stop talking about Technoblade and Nintendo

    Surprisingly, Chad got up like a “strong man” again. That was perfect timing because we were about to crash in about sixty-eight seconds. He continued his “joke”. “There once was a button that looked like a save button! Steering wheel behind behind. Haha, so funny.” There was literally a save button behind the steering wheel this WHOLE TIME. Bob pushed the huge red button, and something happened.

The plane stopped acting like a bird. It stopped flapping its wings, and it stopped making that annoying chirping sound. The board read that the plane was landing. We were overjoyed. We all jumped with joyfulness. The plane landed safely, and we all survived, and I’m all in for the vacation now. Wait a second…this is not Ohio Airport Two.

                Into The Futuristic World (Book 2)

    Great, we landed back in Ohio Airport One. Also, I saw like a million flying cars. I asked someone what the date was, and the reply was shocking. They replied with “It is 2050. We boarded the plane in the year 2023. That was about 27 years ago. We had been in that plane for 27 years. That was unbelievable for all of us. 

    One guy also said, “Why are you walking on foot my guy?!” Of course, he was on a floating hoverboard. People also had supernatural powers. By people, I mean all of them. Not just the one we met on the plane. However, I still wonder how the guy on the plane got those powers.

    People were floating everywhere! They were shooting fireballs at dummy statues. Never thought in my life that I would see all of this. Wait a second, something’s off. I was seventy-three years old when I boarded the plane. Since twenty-seven years have-

passed, twenty-seven birthdays of mine have gone by. I’m a hundred years old…How am I not dead?! This is actually kind of…I don’t know how to explain. It’s just that I’m…My eyes sparkled with shiny glares. It was just too much. 

    All I wanted was to come to Ohio Paradise to have a relaxing month. Wait, a month has gone by. My work has started already! I asked someone if they know where the Ohio Office is. The Ohio Office is where I work by the way. Someone replied with, “What’s an Ohio Office? What is Ohio?” I was confused. How do they not know where they live? Then, I asked the same guy what this place was. He replied with, “Oklahoma.” “Was Ohio conquered by Oklahoma?” I asked. He replied with, “There’s only Oklahoma, no Ohio.” Ohio was totally conquered by Oklahoma.

    Okay, this story or “real life event” started with a plane going to Ohio Airport two, and turned into a “bird plane.” Then, we landed back in Ohio Airport one or what they call “Oklahoma” in the year 2050! This is getting a little too crazy. I felt like I was in one of those spinny carnival rides. I guess not every story has a happy ending anyway, and I guess this is one of those stories that don’t. I still wonder where the plane was for the last twenty-seven years. Also, how are we still alive?! I’m all in for this mystery stuff now. I will probably figure it out and tell you the answers.

Wait a second, is that the museum that was built in 2023? It looks like it was 1 billion years old! The last time I saw it, it was newly built. So, the story might not end here. I went to the museum and saw something unbelievable! A…ball. A ball that time travels! Yup, I just found a time machine! If you’re ever wondering what it looks like, well, it’s going to be like a ball. When I went closer to it, I saw a sign that read, “Do not touch or use it!”

    Well, that was disappointing because I wanted to go back to the year 2023. I had to find a way to get in there, and get back to my house, my home. I asked a ‘robot employee’ if I can go and use the machine, but of course, the robot said to not even go NEAR it. I then sat in the corner, cried. Even the people with supernatural powers replied, “It’s illegal to time travel, so no.” I just wanted to go on vacation in Ohio Paradise. What just happened to the world. There were barely any trees too! What has this world become, seriously. I’m a hundred years old, and I’m not even dead. It has to be the power of the Cheap Ohio plane.

    Wait a second, maybe I’m not a hundred years old. Maybe it’s not been 27 years! Maybe, the plane made me time travel…Ohio Airport one was still there, or should I say, Oklahoma Airport one, because they changed their name. Anyway, the plane was still there. Remember? It landed here safely. I found the Cheap Ohio Plane! However, the plane flies in one hour.

Maybe I’ll have to experience the ‘Bird Plane’ again.

                    One Hour Later…

    Okay, it’s officially been one hour, and the Cheap Ohio Plane is flying again. Well, flying again without me. It’s because I, ‘Mr Careless’ missed the flight. Now, I’m stuck in the futuristic world. 

    I actually decided to explore the world, and found awesome stuff! Someone gave me a free hoverboard! A floating hoverboard. I mean, you don’t get all of this technology in that year. I think I should probably stay here. In the year 2050. Wait, I just got an idea. An idea that will make me a millionaire. Or maybe even a BILLIONAIRE. 

                    One Idea Later…

    Now, my idea is to go back to the year 2023. You might ask, “well, why would you go back?” If I go back, I can explain all the ideas I found in the year 2050, and they will create it! So, I will get millions of dollars! However, I just missed the flight, and the next one isn’t even the Cheap Ohio Plane. I had to find a way to use that time machine at the museum.  

    I went to the museum, through the electronic and futuristic vents. The vents were even more luxurious than a mansion in 2023. Wow, it seemed like I could live there-

my entire life, but I had to keep focusing. I jumped down, on top of the time machine. Now, I just had to find a way for it to work. 

                    2023, Good Or Bad? (book 3)

    I jumped on the top, and everyone saw me. I quickly found a way to make it work. I found a button that read ‘activate.’ I pressed the button, and set the date to Friday 13, 2023. Suddenly, the time machine started flashing, and it felt like I was in…heaven. In a blink of an eye, everything was different. It looked like I was back home. It felt heart-warming. 

    I saw my house, still the same. Everything was the same. Everything was feeling really nice. I think I learned something new today, or should I say, for the last twenty-seven years. Those twenty-seven taught me that home is the best place you can be. 

    Suddenly, the people from 2050 came to the year 2023 to take revenge. In a second, everything was bursting into pieces. Everything was suddenly, so disgusting. After a few minutes, the police came in to destroy those guys from 2050. I will call them 50’s Mili for fun. They kille- wait, I don’t want to make this book depressing, so I’m not going to say that. 

    The military from 2023 then came to attack the 50’s Mili. Of course, the 50’s Mili won. We even sent the Special Ops, but the 50’s Mili still won. They were too strong. Then, a guy just flew through the air as fast as a tornado.

    All of us then realized that it wasn’t an animal. It wasn’t a person. It was something. I-