Mary Magdalene Rosa Miller

A.K.A Maggie :)

This is PRIVATE!! 

That means no snooping please!! :(!!

 Saturday

Sometimes I think my girl, Faith, does not have a brain. There are some days where I KNOW she doesn`t.

Like today.

So there is this thing that I REALLY want. A new blanket! So Faith said she had a "gift" for me. I was very curious to see what it was. I thought it was my new blanket!! But guess what!?

IT WASEN`T!!  Instead it was a cruddy notebook with a gel pen! Ok the gel pen is pretty, BUT STILL!! I looked at her. She said, "I think you should have a diary." I`m all like, "FAITH!! REALLY!? I DONT NEED TO WRITE IN A STINKING DIARY!! But I said it inside my head instead. Mostly cause, I`m not the type who wants to hurt peoples feelings.

So listen up!! I will NEVER and I mean NEVER write in this diary AGAIN!! 

Sunday

I know I know. I said I would "NEVER" write in this diary again.

I meant it at the time.

But Do NOT get it mixed up! I am NOT the type of dog who likes to curl up in a bed and write`s things that are SOOO princess diva dog-like, that it will make you cringe!

This is NOT me!!

Ok! Just making sure you know! 

Anyways, I went to the dog park and there was this dog named Paris. She was mean. She was all like, "Pardon, but this park is for domestic dogs. Not street dogs. She looked at me in disgust.  I was thinking, Oh no she didn`t! I said, Um sorry to burst your bubble but I AM a tamed dog! "Are you sure?" She said looking up and down at me like I was lying. Um, YES!? I replied.

Then she got her other snobby dog friends, Stacy and Casey. She said, "Lets go girls. I do not have time to deal with a.." She looked at me and cringed. "Mutt". Stacy and Casey laughed and left with Paris. I felt both angry and hurt. This was going to be hard.. Especially if me, Paris and her friends were going to be in the same dog training school.. 

:(

Monday

Well... Its the first day of school.. And its gonna be the worst day of my life. The worst day of my entire life, period. I`m not scared or anything. In fact, most of the time I like school! But Paris, Casey and Stacy, were gonna be there and if THAT wasn`t enough, Olaf wasn`t gonna be there! But thankfully, Its just for a week. Time for gym!" the coach said.

JUST GREAT!! We were playing soccer when Paris came and said, "Hey Dorkus! Here`s the ball!" and it came strait on me!....

EEEEK!!

The coach said, "Paris, I`m sending a note to your owners" Paris said, "WHAT!? I DID NOT DO ANYTHING!!" And she had a big hissy fit. That made me feel a bit better, but my head still hurt though. I end up going to the nurses office. I got home and Faith said, Hey girl! How was it? I had a big meltdown right there on the spot!...

TODAY SUCKED!! HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!

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