THE CHICKENS 

It was a dark and stormy night as the violent chickens of Australia stormed the skies. Their enemies, the so-called "cute" unicorns, were located in Canada. It would be weeks until they arrived at their destination. 

The unicorns contained the magic of the moon in their horns. They had stolen it from the chickens in the begining of time, and since then the chickens have lost their ability to fly.

The chickens would avenge their brothers. They would fight for their sisters. 

They would bring their lives and justice back to their homes.

      THE UNICORNS

The unicorns stared into the sky warily. It was the thirteenth of October, and it was a Friday. 

Their ancestors had warned them of this dark night. 

The chickens were coming to fight. The chickens were coming to kill. 

The chickens were coming for war. 

But the unicorns would be prepared. 

When the chickens came, the unicorns would be ready.

      THE CHICKENS

The tribe leader, Father Easton, came forth. 

"Friends, family, and soldiers," he began, spreading his wings. "We gather here today as a united front to take back what has been rightfully ours. We gather as brothers to fight."

His wife, Mother Rose, coughed. 

"And sisters," he added. "We will come west of Saskatchewan, swords at the ready. Brother Frank will bring the cannons.

"Tonight we prepare for war." 

Bro, where's
Frank? 

        THE         

  UNICORNS

Banshee, a unicorn with the power of sonic screaming, came before the unicorns. 

"Let me introduce you to Brother Frank, a chicken traitor." He screeched.

"You tortured me, I didn't-" 

"Stop talking, Frank. As I was saying, I would like to-"

"I just wanted to clarify, sheesh!" 

"If you don't gobble gobble your words back up, I will glue your beak shut, Frank." 

Frank gulped. 

"Frank is generously going to be mute and supply the chickens with phony cannons. We will be the ones with the true defense.

"Do not worry, fellow unicorns, we have already clarified with Frank that if he makes one move against us, the cannons will be facing his direction.

"With that said, we will set up camp. Good night, moon." 

"Good night, moon." The rest chorused.