yo freddy do u have any info on the enemy

Idk man horse king is working on it

ok I don't care how long and if u can't then we just bomb random bases

hey stephen bae what I heard horse king found something

we shall definitely check it out 

guys check out what I found on the radar

hey man I think we should go and see

what does red dot mean

red dot means enemy and it seems there are a bunch in the ocean

stickman I recommend bombs 

I am mega ship and ur friend chica recommend u drop da bombs

ok bombs away

stickman: bombs away

all: oof oof oof this is war before I go oof I will tell king barney

bruh those mermaids are weak

we must tell the master barney on what happened to the mermaids

Jeff and the non people and those demon hunters did what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

leave these innocent people alone

we are here to capture you demon hunter and we will beat u up

I will use water breathing to take u down

hinkami kagura

take this another hinkami kagura look just stahp being cringe

we are pissed we are losing so much why do we have to hide in an abandoned shed

so u actually thought u can hide u guys are so pathetic

hey guys it has been reported other countries are being attacked by winnie lui's soldiers 

anchorman: though it unlikely they'll win due to bad weapons but they are dangerous

Jeff and his team were on Mega Ship X to see if there were any mermaids in the ocean

tanjiro jeff!!! I found a dumb mermaid

grr this one is on board

hey mono it's those mermaids

tanjiro save me this merman is so scary ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

zenitsu it ok take out merman with thunder breathing and remember I got ur back

ok I will eliminate these pesky mermen n mermaids

this is to avenge bendy and take down minnie forever

thunder breathing first form thunderclap and flash and now ur dead. I am pissed at u stupid mermen for always being goofy ahh and annoying

dude n jeff we need to go into the sea to defeat those mermaids

stickman: ready to dive and beat the crap out of those rizzless beings

we have researched weapons so that the guns will work in the water and kill those evil beings who have negative rizz and u guys have tiny oxygen seperators u can use to get oxygen 

are u all ready for a shot

anime flashback time 

Big fat cop was once a man named Copper Anderson and always protected storyjumper from a young age of 20. When winnie came to power he knew bad things were to happen but lost his job when winnie found him snooping around her palace

how dare u mess and try to arrest my master beautiful winnie lui or minnie hanaka

He lost his job and joined Jeff later on for a crime free storyjumper

u ok man u 

emeraldu splash ur dead ha ha ur trash

wtf why can't I use my fire powers here oh well I have another skill

bullet spray and now ur dead and weak hahahahahahahahaha

water breathing is goated in the water

light powers

hey zenitsu lets go and help the team more mermaids are attacking us

atomic blast and I am really pissed at u guys cos u got no life or drip

hinokami kagura. Hey johnny go check on Jeff I can hold these mermaids off

oh shoot my pistol bullets are not going to save me I have to use fire

fire powers unextinguished fire it work in water

I have unlocked a new skill

wow I never thought jeff was super powerful look at dude he is just as strong as Jeff nani 

we must improve our abilities

I am now stronger hahahahahahaha u suck mermaids

what my army is beaten how how how

hey it is that annoying sirenamaid

cringe lord power deadly sound

michael afton I will save u from her come on lets go up to da surface u not gonna die today

guys we are too weak we need to get more stronger lets train

while in barney's submarine

where is barney fairy

this way

so ur army died well u better get better and I will have to send my ultimate weapon

two hours after beating up those goofy ahh mermaids

haha I am a cringe lord and lets go fight Jeff

Jeff is such a jerk and so is tanjiro plus his sister is ugly unlike me

what did u just say

I will have to use water breathing

plus my sister is not ugly. hinokami kagura. 

deflect using water breathing

hinokami kagura