"Hello! My name is Gunpowder, and I am currently writing in my brand new journal! Im so happy to get a new journal. Wait nope. This is a bad start. Nevermind I don't want to erase these pages too lazy. alright again. Mom can I have a better pencil?"

    "Okay!"

Okay. Hello. My name is Gunpowder. This is my journal as you can see. So if you were wondering WHY you can hear my mom's voice is that this is not a normal journal. See, every time I hiss my journal can write what I'm saying or stop autowriting so I can write. These are very expensive and I do not want to waste pages. Wait no FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID ON PAGE ONE!

Even though these are very expensive my dad is still richer. One of these journals costs 30 Dynacoins! That's equal to 45 emeralds! That's a 50% difference! But my dad has over 47,477,284,464,924,475 dynacoins! That's probably enough currency for 50 years of crazy living! Even though we have a lot of money, my family has a healthy lifestyle! Here is a picture of my dad at a conference.

Besides that, today I found a village! When I got in there, the iron golem did not attack me. Why? Ha! You thought that I didn't know iron golems don't attack creepers. Actually, I made friends with the guy! He doesn't have a name because he said that Notch programmed him so he is called an Iron golem. He also told me the story of the God of  Minecraft, which was also Notch. I wrote the entire story down and will turn it into a book! 

Oh yeah! I almost forgot! I have a few friends. One is Enderpearl but he's on a vacation in the nether. How does he get to the nether? He can teleport out of space and time and get into the nether dimension! Cool right? He tried to bring me to the nether once but when he teleported I wasn't there. Turns out grabbing people and teleporting to other places won't bring them to the place too!