There once was a chicken bucket that was drowning in water.

you see he was in a helicopter.

But when the heli-

copter flew over

china they shot at it.

oh no! He cried the've hit me!"  He looked around.  Found the exit door and said "every man for himself!" 

Eventually

His 

Heli-

Copter

Crashed

in the Sea of

Japan

and since it was

made of

 uranium 237 

 and exploded with a big bang.

So here we are.  This is were we started.  The popcorn chicken all alone.

Well he was pouting in the middle of the Sea of japan when suddenly  a ladder dropped in front of him and he climbed up.

When he got up he saw two princesses on a boat.  When he saw them he got filled with rage with no reason.

He pushed them overboard and they either swam away or drowned.  The chicken popcorn didn't care

When they were out of sight his anger eased.

Then suddenly a transport ship appeared out of no where

After kicking all the crew out he examined it