Attention, seniors! Your final exams start on 4th April. 

No one asked.

*Ahem* You can only graduate if you pass the tests.

Again, no one asked.

You can't go to college if you fail.

College? What's that?

Never mind. 

Later

Have you selected your courses for junior year?

That stupid principal forced me to take math.

Algebra 1?

No, my grades are too low. I have to retake pre-algebra.

Lol didn't you win a math contest or something? Oh wait, you used airpods to cheat.

Shut up.

Whatever you say, munchkin.

Hey losers!

What do you want?

Do you know what "college" means?

No. Why?

Berna said I should pass my final exams to go to college.

Oh! It's probably an amusement park. 

I hope it's better than Disneyland.

You must pass this test so we can go!

But who will help me study?

Oh, I know.

Next day

Let me get this straight. You don't know what a college is?

No.

So you haven't applied to any colleges yet.

No, I haven't.

You can't apply anymore. You should have done that last fall.

What?!

You could still go to a community college, though.

What does that mean?

It's smaller, but not a bad option.

Fine. Community college will do.

Anyways, let's start with our class. Take out your notebook.

Write an essay about yourself.

Ok!

i marionnet. i 18 years. i senier at MSCT skool. I tall. i straang. i smaart. 

Oh boy.

Next day

It's bio time! What's a cell?

The place where prisoners are kept.

I knew you would say that, so I brought flashcards!

Here you go.

Umm... what is this?

It's a cell. Cells are the building blocks of all living things.

So they're not prisons?

They are. The word cell has multiple meanings.

Oh.

Cool! Now pack your bags. We're going outside.

OUTSIDE

What a lovely day it is today! Look, there's a fresh leaf on the ground.

Peter, bring me the microscope.

That's a toothbrush.

No, trust me, it's a microscope.

Marionette, would you like to look at this leaf?

I'm already looking at it.

I meant using the microscope.

Sure, I guess.

Wow! Are these cells? Like the picture on the flashcard?

Yep! Why don't we all try finding more plants so we can look at different cells?

That sounds fun! Let's do it.

Hey, honey cake! I got you these rare exotic flowers!

Aww! Thank you so much, Benny pie!

You imbecile! Your flowers belong in the trash!

Waah! You're the worst sister ever!

How dare you chase my Romeo away!

"Romeo" still wets the bed.

And Marionette still watches Cocomelon.

Shut up, you little-

Also, she hasn't washed her socks in 3 years.

Go Benny! East or west, my baby is the best!

I will end you today!

SEVERAL HOURS LATER

Congratulations!

You are now ready for the exams.

I know, I'm the best.

Just kidding. You still have a lot of work to do.

What?

Tomorrow's class is at 9 am.

Which subject?

Math.

NEXT DAY

My math class starts in 5 minutes, so we must finish shopping fast for our college trip.