Dear Diary,

Hi! I'm Yoshi. Yes the totally adorable dinosaur that is totally the best in Mariokart 8 Deluxe and Super Mario Wonder. I live Yoshi Island. Lately, my arch enemy, Boshi, has been causing me a lot of trouble. And I don't know what's been happening with Loshi, my uncle. He just keeps getting weirder and weirder. I have been hanging out with my best friend Kirby a lot lately. We even started to talk about defeating Boshi one day together. I met Kirby when I was only 1 and a half years old. We met and instantly became Bff's.

Kirby

That's Boshi my arch enemy

Loshi my weird uncle

 One day me and Kirby were talking about what Boshi did to me. (He stuffed my most prized possession in the garbage can so I could helplessly watch the garbage man take it away and never see it again) After I told Kirby what Boshi had done to me, he said we might as well do something about it instead of just letting him bully us. We should challenge him to a Mariokart 8 Deluxe race and beat him! That will make him stop! So the race began. It was me, Kirby and Boshi and a bunch of other racers. Me, Kirby and Boshi were neck and neck until almost the very end of the third lap.