Hi, my name is Ellie and I'm going to Florida this summer. But...

I DON'T KNOW WHICH HOTEL TO GO TO!!!!

I promise I won't be annoying as I look for a good hotel to stay at.

Heheheheheheheheh....

I just landed in FLORIDA!!!!
Now let's go find a hotel....

THE

NAMELESS HOTEL

What do you want, kid?

Me? Oh! I was looking to stay at your hotel.

THE

NAMELESS HOTEL

You are? No one 

ever stays here....

Well, I'm staying.

Very 

 suspicious....

THE

NAMELESS HOTEL

Whatevs. Some person might come and take you to a room...maybe.

Okay....

Come, child....

Sure....

Here is your room....

It...

is...

WONDERFUL.

I...uh...actually...I just remembered I'm supposed to be in Antarctica! See ya on the flip side, Grandma!

Oh dear.

Phew! I got away from that horrid hotel!

Well, I guess I need to find a new hotel!

Wait...or am I supposed to be in Antarctica?

COME TO THIS HOTEL!!!!

Oh hello dearie.

Hiya!

COME TO THIS

HOTEL!!!!

Would you like me to get you a room, dearie?

Yes 

please!

COME TO THIS

HOTEL!!!!

Do you want cockroaches or tarantulas under your bed, dearie?

Neither....

dearie?

COME TO THIS HOTEL!!!!

Hmmm...very interesting....

COME TO THIS

HOTEL!!!!

NO BUGS, NO SERVICE!!!!!!!!

OMG! That was a close one!

I guess I better try this hotel....

Where can I find Asia? Hmmmm.....

Hotel

Ummm...excuse me, sir....

Hotel

Ooh...Ellie....

How'd you know my name?

Hotel

What? Who are you? Why have you come here? Intruder! Intruder! Sound the alarm!

...

Hotel

I'm not an intruder, sir. I just wanted to know if I could stay at your hotel. How do you know my name, anyway?

This is no hotel! And to answer your question, Ellie is a town in Syria.

Hotel

It clearly says letoh right here! Letoh! That's Cavish for "cave people lounge"!

Ooh, I'm famous. But it clearly says 'hotel' right here, Mr. Cave, sir! 

Hotel

Cave

people read backwards!

Oh...you spelled 'hotel' backwards....

Hotel

STAMPEDE!!!!

AAAAH!!!!!

Okay, I'm going to be real with you.

This is NOT going very well.

Well, I guess I better try this totally-not-scary-looking hotel over there!

The Deadly Hotel

Um, hello? Anybody here except for this weird punchin' 

ninja dude? Um, HELLO?!

* pUNCHING 

AIR*

The Deadly Hotel

*Punching

Air*

Sheesh...I guess I'll leave then.

NOBODY LEAVES HERE WITHOUT BEING SERIOUSLY INJURED!!!!!

Okay..........