Good morning, class!

Good morning!

Hey lady! Is this room 3?

Um... yes.

Cool.

You must be the new kid. I'm Mrs. Hari, your chemistry teacher.

Chem is useless.

So are you. Now go sit at the back.

I don't get paid enough for this.

Later

Are you guys excited for homecoming?

Yep! Can't wait to throw slime on the walls.

We should try expired paint this year.

Hello!

Who are you again?

I'm Josh.

No one asked.

What?

None of your business. Say, what's that shiny thing inside the cookie box?

Where do you come from?

Shut up.

It's a cutie mark!

Looks like the golden ticket from that chocolate factory movie.

Can I see?

Uh... sure.

Woah! This is a real golden ticket!

Oh wow.

I'm gonna be rich!

Haha not so fast.

Huh?

Hand that ticket over.

No! Buzz off! Finders keepers!

We'll see about that.

AAH GET OFF MEEEE!

Hey look! More tickets!

Let's take them all!

Stupid girls! I'll get my revenge.

NEXT DAY

Where are y'all headed?

We're going to the chocolate factory.

Mind if I tag along?

Yes, I mind.

Come on! You have six tickets and only five of you are going.

Ok, and...?

I got Takis!

Which flavor?

Guacamole.

Ok fine, you can come.

🎵My little ponyyyyyyyyy🎵

🎵My little pony🎵

🎵What is friendship all about?🎵

🎵My little ponyyyyyy

My little pony🎵

🎵Ah ah ah ah

My little pony!🎵

🎵Friends, you're my very best🎵

🎵Friends, you're my very best🎵

We're here! Benedict, stop that godawful screeching.

I've booked an uber for all of us. It'll be here soon.

You dare to make fun of my magical voice?

1 hour later

Wow! This place is so big!

Konnichiwa! Hajimemashite. Onamaewa?

こんにちは お名前わ。

Huh?

Oh wait, I know you. What are you doing here?

Great! Follow me.

We're here for the chocolate factory.

Friends, meet the noble Chilly Willy Wonka.

Hello, Mr. Wonka.

Hi! Would you all like a tour of the chocolate world?

Yes! As long as you give me lots of money at the end!

Ok then. ナルトさん、お客様を次の部屋にご案内してください。

What did you say?

Oh, I was just telling Naruto that he's your tour guide.

I should have paid attention in Chinese class.

It's Japanese.

Nothing.

What?

This is 甘美庭, the sugar garden. Everything here is made of candy.

What's the pond made of?

Find out yourself!

Aaah!

Oh, that's just tap water.

@#$&%@#🤬

This is アイスクリームの土地, the Ice Cream Land. These are ice lolly trees and the snow is vanilla ice cream.

No one cares, nerd! Don't ruin the vibe.

Trees aren't supposed to be blue.

This is チョコレートの砂漠, the desert of the chocolate sands.

This is ラムネの滝, the Ramune falls.

Now that we've been to all the tourist attractions, it's time to go to the one and only...

...CHOCOLATE FACTORY!

Not impressed?

This is your opportunity to earn some huge cash!

Yay!

Woohoo!

Materialistic fools.

INSIDE THE FACTORY

So, what do we do to get the money?

You will be split up into 3 teams. Whichever team makes the best candy wins 10,000 dollars.

Wowee!

Now, I will use an app on my phone to randomize the teams.

Team A

Ursula

Benny

Team B

Jones

Josh

Team C

Malia

Marionette

Look, here are the results.

Jones is on my team?! I don't want to work with that loser!

Sorry, you can't change teams.

But—

Let me show you all your work stations.

Thousands of arguments later

Your time starts now!

Let's make jellybeans.

Jellybeans are trash! We should make chocolate bars.