Hello all! We're looking for people to join the school cricket team.

Anyone who's interested can give us their names.

Cool! I'd like to join.

I'd like to join too.

Welcome to our team! Today, we're going to be brainstorming team names.

We should name our team the Skibidi Sigmas!

No.

How about we let a game of rock paper scissors decide?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Aw, come on!

Fine, you win. You get to name the team.

Yesss! Let's go!

Next morning

*bicycles are used as stumps in street cricket

Come on, Jones! Catch it!

Dude! You had one job!

It's not my fault the ball didn't fall into my hand!

Now come pick up this ball! It's obstructing my path.

No thanks.

BEEP!

OMG! It's the coach!

Who?

I'm so excited!

Hey coach! I'd like your autograph!

No, me!

I love you more than I love my mommy!

Stop running over me, you stupid idiots!

I can't wait for coach to know I exist!

Coach Wellesley! I'm a huge fan!

Haha thanks kiddo.

Hey! That's your sister's husband!

Don't be silly, I don't have a sister.

Yes you do!

We need to talk!

A fight's about to start! Let's go watch.

Why have you come to my school?!

Oh, your school was hiring so I applied for the coach position.

I hope you get paid lower than minimum wage.

Come on now, that's not a nice thing to say to your bro in law—

Shut up! We're not related!

Over the next few days

(blows whistle) Let's go, guys! We only have 1 lap left!

The ball's mine! I caught it first!

No, it's mine! You're 19 and still in high school!

You're on the same team! Cut it out!

Good! Your form is getting better.

You are all now ready to play an official match.

Match Day

Welcome to Elite Diamond High! I'm Kevin Dollarbill, StuCo president, and I will be your host today.

Today, we proudly present to you our Diamond Superchargers' first home game against... the Skibidi Sigmas?

Haha! What a stupid team name!

I heard they don't even have matching uniforms! What losers!

Remember team, don't pressure yourselves too much. Just do your best.

Yes coach!

Hey Sandra, take your dumb husband back! He keeps forcing me to run laps!

Joanna! The match is starting! And I'm not dumb.

Many minutes later

Finally! You're here! Go join the team.

Let the match begin!

Diamond Superchargers - Playing 11

Elaine Rhodolite

(Bat)

Ryan Platinum 

(Bat)

Naresh Thangavel 

(Captain, Bat, spin)

Naya Onyx 

(Bat, wk)

Caleb Amethyst 

(Bat, seam)

Sasha Quartz

(Bat, spin)

Khaleel Sultan

(Spin)

Andrzej Monetka

(Seam)

John Cash

(Seam)

Lapis Lazuli 

(Seam)

Kinjiro Mitsuda

(Spin)

Skibidi Sigmas - Playing 11

Maurecia Miller

(Captain, Bat, seam)

Mithun Kishore

(Bat, spin)

Aurora Stefan

(Bat)

Peter Parker

(Bat, seam)

Marionette Oersted

(Bat, seam)

Joshua Please

(Bat, wk)

Angus Artichoke

(Bat, spin)

Goku

(Seam)

Zoya Mozhayeva

(Spin)

Robert Ma

(Spin)

Joanna Houston

(Bat, seam)

Jones, catch!

Oops.

I broke the stump! I'm in huge trouble now.

Run out!*

*Run out: If bowler or fielder breaks the stump with the ball before the running batter can reach it, the batter gets out

YES!

Am I gonna get arrested? I don't wanna go back to jail!

Good luck, I guess.

Naresh will now come to bat at number 3!

That's a wide*!

*Ball can't reach the batter so batter gets 1 point. The bowler now has to bowl 1 extra ball

Six!

The Superchargers have ended the first innings with 200 runs in 20 overs*.

*The ball is bowled 6 times in each over => 120 times in an innings

Top scorer: 

Naresh (121 runs in 60 balls not out)

We need at least 201 runs in the next innings to win.

Hope y'all are ready for the 2nd innings!

OUT! THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT BALL!

Out*!

*Stumping: Wicketkeeper breaking the stump from behind

Out!

Team Skibidi Sigmas has requested a strategic timeout.

Don't lose hope! We're only 3 wickets down.

Coach! I want to bat next!