Hi. I am a Ghast. No, No, No! Don't run away! I am The Crying One. My name is, Crybal. My parents are Flame Spewer (my dad), and my mom is Wither Rose. My last name is Pizza. (For you hu-mans, I have no clue what that is.) (Am I saying that right?)

I like to eat the ground, and Netherrack. But, soul sand makes me vomit. It does because,... I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes me feel like I am dying. I think that you need to learn more about me. My best friend is a Nether Kitten. Not Ebbs! He knows my best friend though. My best friend is named, Nether. 

He was born for the Nether, he was named after it! So, was am I! Wait, I'm not named after the Nether. Though, I made for it. Wait, I'm not. Well, I am, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, n- I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! I say that a lot don't I? 

My family also has a pet, it is a baby piglin brute. His name is Squergoo. The only thing he says, is, squeoop (I don't know what that means.) My next door neighbor is a wither skeleton. His name is, um, uh, uh, er, OH! I GOT IT! Wait that's not it.

His name is, LavaFish, he has a Wife named Bonemeal. They have a son called, Stoney. I don't like my other neighbor though, she is a very, very, very, VERY, grumpy, Magma Cube. She yells in my ear even if I float close to her lava yard!

I can't even imagen what she would do to me, if I floated IN her lava yard! Her name is Grumpy Pie. No wonder her name is that! I have to be very carful about not being in her lava yard when I have to go to school. Yes, I go to school.

I have pigin teacher. Me and my classmates, just nod our heads, if our teacher asks us a question. Why? Because we do not know a thing he is saying. It always is... "Blah Blah Blah." And then we nod our heads. His name is Mr. What. That is what we call him. Why?

He once told us his real name, but, we had no idea what he was saying. I sounded like, "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah Blah." (Don't know what that means!) I class we learn to not be friends with "hu-mans," (Sill do not know what that is.) and to not even talk to them. I disagree. I think that we can do all that. Okay let us get to my story. Let's go!

May, 27, 2020 Sunday

Today I went to Nether's house. He had been waiting for me on the steps. When I got there  he jumped up, and told me to follow him. He said he a surprise for me. It was a tear bucket! That is some thing that Ghats's can collet their tears in, then you put them in safe place, and you have your tears. I said thank you, and then started crying. I put the bucket to my face. (They were happy tears, so don't worry.)