Gage wants a baguette really bad. He runs to the concession stand. He can hear the people screaming on a roller coaster.

Gage is at the amusement park by the way.

Still waiting an hour later, he gets up to the ordering booth and says, "Hey, can I order a baguette, please?"

"Oh, we're out of baguettes." 

He was fuming in his head. He groaned, "Humph!"

The concession stand person said, "We can give you a pretzel. It's the same price and it's pretty good."