Good morning, everyone! I'm Ursula, and welcome back to the HATE TRIANGLE!

Now, let's meet our contestants.

This is Jones. Jones is a sweet, down-to-earth and passionate person.

Woof woof! Me dog.

This is Josh, a charming and funny young fellow.

This stage is giving mid skibidi Ohio.

And last but not least, we have Malia, our woman of reason.

The earth is not flat! It's a hyperbolic paraboloid!

Jones, Josh and Malia all hate each other.

So... they'll be working together to overcome challenges! 

NO!

You don't have a choice! Now skedaddle!

DAY 1

Hello! It's nice to see you again!

Your task for day 1 is to survive 12 hours at this beach.

Good luck!

What?

Hey wait! Ursula!

Now what? We have to live here for the rest of the day.

I call dibs on the orange half of the beach!

Wait, can you come over here for a second? We're discussing lunch.

Umm... sure.

Hey!

This territory is now mine, sucker!

No! It's mine!

*sigh*

POW!

THUD!

BANG!

Ok, let's try this again without the wrestling match. We need food to survive, and we need a plan to get it.

Are we gonna eat raw fish from the sea?!

No, you fool!

We're going to steal food from the beach stalls!

Strategy 1:

Food raids

See those corn dogs over there?

They're elotes.

Yeah, whatever. Now let's go grab them.

Oi!

Stay away from my balloons!

H...huh?

Strategy 2:

Exploit natural resources

Our only option now is to catch some fish.

Why can't we steal from another stall instead?

Don't ask stupid questions.

Yes ma'am.

Hey cameraman, do you have any snacks?

Now let's split up and find fishing equipment.

Yes ma'am.

Ooh! A coconut tree!