This is a book 

a book with no pictures.

You will see every page only covered with words.

You're still here?! Most of the time people have already closed the book by this point.

You must actually like reading,

If I were you I would be reading a picture book

Not a book with no pictures.

Well lets make a story out of a story with no pictures

Once upon a time,

There was a bug... wait how will you know what bug  it is without a picture??

You will have to use your imagination. 

Let me put your imagination to the test. 

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Once, there was a frog a blue frog that likes olive pizza he lived in New York City and rented out his house for 10,000 dollars. 

Well well well, if you a imagined that you must be the chosen one!!

Even I could not comprehend my own writing for there are no pictures and this is a book with no pictures.

YOU DID IMAGINE THAT!!!!!!