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CHICKEN CLICKING

                               TAKEN FROM DE BOOK                             CHICKEN CLICKING

THERE IS A LITTLE CHICKEN,

CHIRPY CHIRPY, CHEEP.

I HOP INTO THE FARMER’S HOUSE

WHEN HE IS FAST ASLEEP

I CREEP INTO HIS STUDY,

I TIPTOE PAST THE CAT.

AND I CLICK ON HIS COMPUTER

WITH THE MOUSE UPON THE MAT.

I BUY A FUNNY TEAPOT - CLICK!

I BUY A FRILLY BLOUSE.

CLICK! I BUY A MOTORBIKE.

CLICK! A HIVE OF BEES.

“GOOD HEAVENS!” SAYS THE FARMER.

“DO I REALLY ORDER THESE".

THE SECOND NIGHT I COME BACK

CHEEPY, CHIRPY - CLICK

I BUY MYSELF A DIAMOND WATCH,

CLICK! TOCK TICK.

I BUY A HUNDRED HANDBAGS

AND SHOES FROM EVERY SITE

THE FARMER BLAMES HIS WIFE

WHO SAYS HIS SOFTWARE WASN’T RIGHT.

THE THIRD NIGHT I COME AND JUST DO THE SAME

I GO ONLINE.

I ORDER SCOOTERS FOR THE SHEEP

AND I ORDER SKATES FOR ALL THE PIGS.

CLICK! I BUY   THE COWS A CAR.

CLICK! SHE GOES AGAIN.

AND BOOKS THE BULL A HOLIDAY

AWAY IN SUNNY SPAIN.

CLICK! I GO AGAIN.

AND I BOOK THE BULL A HOLIDAY

AWAY IN SUNNY SPAIN.

CLICK! I BUY THE HORSE A CART.

CLICK! I BUY A BOAT. 

THE OTHER CHICKENS SAIL AWAY,

AMAZED THAT THEY CAN FLOAT