Oh, I see you want to read. Well, this book wasn't made for you to read. So, please leave.

Huh? Why aren't you going to leave? Do you need anything?

Oh, do you want an introduction? I'm Al and that's my neighbor Fred.

Are you going to leave? Or are you just going to continue reading and bothering me?!?

Al, you know the reader has to read this story, right?

WHAT!?!?

I'm skeptical. I don't believe in you. The reader doesn't have to read this story.

You're right. They don't have to. But it's interesting to read and hopefully, I can convince you, too.

But first, I require a magical wand.

Don't worry. I know a trick to require our item.

Dnawtnawi!

Come on, I summoned a wand, just give it to me now!

Oh, come on!

DONK!

Now that I have received my item, I shall now change the background.

And our story begins.

Whoosh!

Ahem. There once was a blue sphere named Al who thought this story shouldn't be read. But his gorgeous green neighbour Fred decided to prove him wrong with a story.

Which is?

Which is about a terrifying dragon.

What?

While we wait for the dragon to attack us, we should probably describe the dragon.

The ferocious dragon was a thousand years old waiting for a scrumptious snack of flesh. It stood on top of a castle and waited for decades to swoop and consume the perfect meal. Today, it has found two vulnerable sentient spheres to gobble up.

I'm so scared. I might get burned by its flames!

This is taking longer than I expected. I'm sure he would arrive by now. 

I guess he isn't comi-

OW!

Can you let us out of this story? It's physical and mental torture.

Not until we finish the story.

How do we finish the story?

By destroying the dragon on the castle.

OK, but do it before the dragon burns me aga-

OH, COME ON!

Stop complaining and move on! We have a dragon to defeat!

Oh, alright.

Phew! I thought there would be some hazard in the hallway but nothing is making our journey harder.

That's because I haven't thought of anything yet.

What!?  You want to put us in danger!? You want us to die?

Of course not! Plus, it's a story. It's not like we'll read about ourselves dying tragically.

Good point. So, what's our idea about?

Maybe there could be a stone door that leads to the dragon guarded by a monster holding a  sword!

Maybe an alive sword!

Now what?

Now run!

Ah!!!

Thunk!

Woah! That sword is so strong, it caused an earthquake! I bet it could disintegrate stone!

Disintegrate stone, eh?

Yeah, so?

Seriously, you didn't get my plan?

Nope.

Oh, I get it now! Trick the monster to open the stone door by making him aim for the stone door!

Hey, are you making a plan to open the door?

No!