Hi I’m Jordan The talking mouse  and That’s the end of the book wait this book should already be over. What are you guys doing here? I realize you guys want to learn about me Jordan, but I really Gotta go come on screw off OK fine one more page after this one of course I’m Jordan and I have a nice family. They’re all mice except one. We won’t talk about her that much. She’s a chinchilla.

But I have a twin sister named Roosevelt. She’s really rude in conclusion. I have a nice family.

but I really think you guys should be getting away now really I mean really really cause I really need you guys to go and if you don’t, I’m probably just gonna stop the book. OK, I’ll just stop the book……….. you know what I’ll even stop breathing 321.huh………………………… puff I just can’t do it. I can’t leave you guys down just this last page. My chinchilla sister was adopted when she was about five now she’s Seven we know her even more

But I really think you guys should be going now.

Cause if you don’t, I don’t know what to do

Cause I really have to go

Guys I’m just a mouse. Please leave me alone. Wait wait no don’t get out the shoe. No no no OK fine two more pages including this one my Chinchilla is very smart. She knows algebra and not just basic. She knows 685×502 equals N is literally

I’m just gonna use this page as a picture page because I’m a mouse and I don’t know what to write besides, we’re finished with this book.

Literally we are

Literally I have to go come on literally LET ME GO FREE ME please flip to the last page

Thank you