There were many kinds of animals on this farm. Three pigs called Pigden, Pigster, and Porkly, who lived on the first part of the farm, the Pork Farm. One cow, called Mr.Steak, lived on the second part of the farm, the Steak farm. One chicken, called Fried Chicken, who lived on the third part of the farm, the Fried Chicken Farm. Then there was the farmer who owned this farm. They all lived on Happy Farm, but were all in different parts, only sometimes the farmer let them play together.

The farm is divided into three main parts, the farm is called the Happy Farm. The first part was where Pigden, Pigster, Porkly and the farmer lived. The second part was where Mr.Steak lived, it was his home. The third part was for Fried Chicken to live. They all lived happily on this Happy Farm. All of the animals were very fat, they didn't do enough exercise, but they ate so much everyday. Espesially Porky, he was the fattest, and also most likely to be made into pork.

The farmer was planning to have a party, and he needed to kill two of the animals. He didn't know which one to kill, so he had a contest to choose. He took a knife and told the animals, "If you don't want to be a meal at the party, you have to win this contest. I will let the winner live." Mr.Steak's eyeballs nearly fell out, Fried Chicken flew so high that everyone thought he was a bird, and the pigs ran faster than an F1 race car. They all feared for their lives. The first contest was a running contest, Porkly couldn't run because he was too fat, so he was standing on Pigster and Pigden's backs while they were running. Porkly just drank his juice and had his sunglasses and umbrella all the time.

Porkly ran 8kilometers while Pigden and Pigster sat on Porkly's back drinking the juice that Porkly didn't finish. But Porkly couldn't do it, the last 2 kilometers were run by Pigden and Pigster. They carried Porkly, who fainted and went from 100kg to 40kg, he lost half of his weight during the 8kilometers. Two hours later, Pigden and Pigster nearly died. Mr.Steak and Fried Chicken lied on the floor, they couldn't run anymore. Pigden said, "Porkly didn't run, we should let him run for the rest of the race. There are still 10 kilometers left to run." 

The farmer wanted to know  which animal had the most meat, so he brought in a super big weighting machine to find out who was the best one to eat. Farmer one had one of the animals go on the weighting machine at a time. The pigs' weight were Porkly: 50kg, Pigster:40kg, and Pigden 30kg. The fattest animal in the farm was Mr.Steak, he was 150kg, he won the contest. He didn't know that winning this contest wasn't a good thing.

Farmer's thought: "I think we should have a swimming contest next, let them swim 50meters in the swimming pool, the three pigs were not tall enough to stand in the pool, so Pigster stood on Porkly's shoulder, and Pigden was on Pigster's head. That made it easier for them to move. At least better than Mr.Steak and Fried Chicken, who didn't have any other members to help.

Mr.Steak was too fat and heavy. He couldn't even move in the water. Fried Chicken was too light, he only floated in the water. The only one moving was the three pigs.

Eventually, the three pigs won the race again. They all said, "Partnership is the best, having a partner really helps. It helped us win the race." They were very happy about their victory, they wouldn't be eaten if they won the next competition. If they beat Mr.Steak and Fried Chicken, those two would get eaten.

Tomorrow will be the final day of the whole contest. They will be having an IQ test. The farmer wants to know which animal is the smartest. The dumbest two will lose. The farmer knew that there were three pigs, so this time, he would use the average IQ as the final result.

The pigs were very nervous about the IQ test tomorrow. It will be the last contest, the losers would turn into a meal if they lost. The pigs decided to go for brain massages so they could be at their best tomorrow. When Porkly's head got cut in half for the massage, they found out that Porkly doesn't even have a brain, so he couldn't do the brain massage.

The next one getting the massage was Pigster. The animal who helped them with the massage was Mr.Elephant. He was the strongest animal in their neighborhood. A minute into the massage, Pigster's brain turned from a perfect circle into an ugly rectangle. Pigden ran all the way back to the farm. Now they were even more nervous because one of them didn't have a brain and one of them's brain nearly got crushed by an elephant.

Today was IQ testing day, the pigs found out that Mr.Steak also went to the brain massage place. The person who helped him was Mr.Lion. Mr.Lion's brain was eaten by Mr.Elephant. Ms.Lion wold him that if he ate someone else's brain, he would grow a brain again, so he ate Mr.Steak's brain. Fried Chicken said nothing happened to his brain so he would win the game and live 10 million years old before he dies.