HI GUYS! JUST SO YOU KNOW I AM STILL PICKING UP THAT PUKE AND POOP...

December 7th, 2019

Dear Diary,

Did you read Book 5 yet? If not read it before you read this one. Anyways, it's 18 more days until Christmas. I will be stuck here until the 14th, but maybe my Mom and Dad made the wrong choice by letting me stay in my new version of the 'hellhole'. Yes, it was my nickname for The Nether, but I am going to rename Kai's stupid sleepover the 'hellhole II'. I can tell you what; I cannot WAIT to break free of Kai's sleepovers' grasp. So today I asked  her Dad what is in the bubble:

CAN I SKIP THE REST OF THE SLEEPOVER?

And guess what he said?! "No. It would break my daughter's heart if you left unexpectedly. You are staying until the 14th, young lady. Goodbye." My jaw dropped. "But you are supposed to respect woman!" I tell him. "That is what I am doing. I cannot care for both of you singlehandedly. You have to stay, otherwise I will tell your Pre-Algebra teacher that you always deserve F-minus's every time you take that class!" He shouts, trying to definitely steer me in the wrong direction and make me start crying, or at the least, make me frightened. "Well, hell no!" I say in my own self-defense. "If you want to respect 2 woman at once, I'll tell you what! You give me my freedom and I will make up with Kai at middle in 3 weeks! January!" "And why January?" Asks her Dad, matter-of-factly. "My family knows I went to The Nether, so they are being cautious for me so I am banned from going to Middle School, but only for 3 weeks. So there you go. That's why!"

 I made him TOTALLY speechless! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UM....

SO THERE YOU GO. THAT'S WHY!

So, Mr. Speechless over here gave me the opportunity of a lifetime. "One more day. If you help me and my daughter farm tomorrow, you can go back to your family. That is all." Kai's father explained. "Now go, shoo! Scram! I said, 'That is all'!" He tells me, and tries to shoo me off with his arms. "Fine, fine. I'm off, I'm off!" I say, and scurry off down the hallway. Well, at least now I have ONE thing to look forward to.

December 8th, 2019

Dear Diary,

I'm back and better than ever! They let me back home because of, well, what we talked about yesterday! So I am--back home! On the way back, I looked on my phone and here's what I found on Google: A Farmer Villagers' trades! It's even printed in the Minecraft font! That's cool! It's taught me a little about Farmer Villagers, too!

It even showed up in my text messages with Zuri! Yes, I am beginning to learn more about him, and we are becoming friends, too! Just look at it!