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 Grumpy Cat was awoke to three kids Eli, Logan, and 

Mary. "Good morning Grumpy Cat" The three said in 

unison. 

"Good morning?" Grumpy Cat said, "No such thing."

"Wake up sleepy head!" The kids said.

"I don't like morning people, or mornings, or people."

"But, No," Grumpy Cat said even though they can't hear 

him.

They then picked him up."You look so cute!"

"No," said Grumpy Cat again.

"Daddy!," Mary said,"Can we

feed him?"

"No," Grumpy Cat objected.

"Sure, as long as you give him 

the right food and not the dog's."

"Yay, thank you!" Mary said.

A moment later he was in a high chair, with Mary trying 

to spoon feed him.

"Doge look at Grumpy Cat, isn't he cute?" Mary said as

Doge walked in.

"Can I have some?" Doge replied as

he jumped on the high chair.

"Doge you knocked the food off!"

"Much scared, Such run!" Doge said

as he fled the room.

"Good job," Grumpy Cat thought.

"Yay!" All three of them said,"Now

we can give him a bath!"

"What do you mean it's bath time?"

Grumpy Cat thought.

Mary plucked Grumpy Cat up and 

carried him to the bathroom.

They threw Grumpy Cat in.

"Noi!" Grumpy Cat thought as he dodged the water.

"Grumpy Cat!" Mary said,"You're 

supposed to take a bath!"

"Nope." Grumpy Cat thought again

"Common, you'll like it." Mary Said

"Will you like it when I claw your face

off?" Grumpy Cat said.

"Fine, we'll give doge a bath." Mary

said as she turned her back to Grumpy

Cat.

"Okay." Grumpy Cat said as he ran

away.

Five minutes later ---------->

After they gave Doge a bath their dad called for them.

"Mary! Eli! Logan!" Dad screamed.

"What!" They called back.

"Come here!" Dad called back once more.

"Okay!" They replied. All three came bounding down the 

stairs with Doge close behind.

"Ducky!"Doge shouted with a rubber duck on his head.

"You ready?" Their dad asked.

"For what?" They replied.

"To go shopping!" Dad replied.

"Yay!" Mary screeched.

"Aww" The boys replied.

Meanwhile Grumpy Cat was hiding in the car. The kids 

climbed in the car.

"Grumpy how did you get in?" Logan asked

"I don't know actually." Grumpy Cat replied, "I guess 

the

writer didn't think about the fact that cats don't have 

thumbs."

"Well I guess we'll never know." Their dad said.

"Oh!" Eli said, "Can he come with us!"

"No," Grumpy Cat replied.

"Grumpy Cat we'll get you anything you want" Eli said.

Chapter 2: 

Grumpy Cat Talks

"Anything?" Grumpy Cat said out loud. The dad, Eli, 

Logan, and Mary all screamed at once. The dad almost  

swerved off the road.

"What! Grumpy Cat! You can talk!" Mary said.

"Yippee, Grumpy Cat said sarcastically.

"Awesome!" The kids said all at once.

"What, are you gonna throw me a party?" Grumpy Cat 

said. "Anyways, can I get back to you on that 

anything?"

"Wow!" Logan exclaimed, "Were gonna be famous!"

"I already am." Grumpy Cat said.

"Oh yeah!" Logan said, "I forgot!"

"I told you you were stupid." Grumpy Cat said.

"You have never told me I was stupid." Logan said.

"Okay. You're stupid." Grumpy Cat said.

"Hey!" Logan said, "That wasn't nice!"

Grumpy Cat replied "Good."

"Also get used to it," Grumpy Cat said.

"Well fine, just try not to be mean for the car trip," Logan 

said.

"That's gonna be a problem," Grumpy Cat said.

                        Ten Minutes Later

"We are here!" Eli said.

"No way!" Grumpy Cat said sarcastically.

"What do you want Grumpy Cat," Eli said.

"Ear plugs," Grumpy Cat said.

"Seriously Grumpy Cat,"

"Yep," Grumpy Cat said, "Also a Filet Mignon, Cat Fish 

dinner, a day at the Spa, to rule the world, to be beauti-"

"Whoa," Dad said, "You can't have all that."

"Yes I can," Grumpy Cat said, "Know your credit card n-

umber"

"No you don't!" Dad said.

"4226," Grumpy Cat replied.

"It's impossi.... I stand corrected," Dad said in surprise.

"Well I want a tea set!" Mary screamed, "I want a tea set, 

I want a tea set, I want a tea set, I want a tea set!"

"If you shut up, i'll get you one!" Their dad said.

"Yay!" Mary screamed.

To be continued......

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