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There once was a man named Greg. He was a hippie. Although he wasn't just any hippie.
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He can acrobatically hurl Oreos!!!
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He has a friend named Craig. He can't do anything. All he does is get in Greg's way.
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Craig wanted a try at hurling Oreos. But, of course, he hurled it way off of the intended course.
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Oh no!!!!!
Oopsies!
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"Sorry Greg. I thought I wouldn't mess THIS up.", said Craig.
"It's okay. We need to get that Oreo before the storm comes.", said Greg.
"Look over here!", exclaimed Craig.
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"There ironically is a bunch of rope here." pointed out Craig.
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"That building is about 80 feet away. And the rope can extend from here to the roof. That is, if we throw it at a 40 degree angle elevation. We need to get a device to catch the Oreo. How tall is the building?" said Craig. "We can use Tangent to do so."
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"Wow, this building is very tall. It is like 67.128 feet tall." says Greg.
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The Next Day...
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Greg then decided to show Craig a new acrobatic trick. Surprisingly, the Oreo flew very far away!.
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"That landed 82 feet away!" said Craig, then suddenly a bird took it straight up to a tree. "I know the distance between me and the top of the tree is 137 feet.
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"I wonder what angle of Depression is, then i may be able to reach it with this weird thing." said Greg. "We can use sine."
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"That angle is 36.765 degrees. I can reach it." said Craig.
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"Somebody's Old Hippie Can Acrobatically Hurl The Oreos Away"
Greg and Craig, two friends, embark on a series of adventures involving hurling Oreos, using math to solve problems, and performing acrobatic tricks.
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