
CHAPTER 1
"STUFF AND THINGS!"
(A.K.A "SCIENCE!")
Our story starts off with a procrastinating tortoise that was, well procrastinating ! One of the most effective ways he had devised to avoid doing things, was to cross the road. Today the tortoise was avoiding doing his laundry, so he did what he always did, cross the road to escape his responsibilities. So, as he begins his epic journey across the road, he thinks to about how maybe he is actually doing more work not doing things than it would take to just do them in the first place. He pauses to evaluate his life and deci----!
"Man, they really need to fill in all these holes," Nolman Evergreen said, "I mean, it's not like this road isn't used often. It's a highway, and the only road, that isn't dirt for thirteen miles." "Well," said Andrew, "The only cars around here are jeeps and dune buggies, so no one probably cares, or even notices, enough to say or do anything about it"
"You're probably right."
"Yeah, I know"
"Man you are conceded"
"Yep"
"..."
"So..."
"We're here."
"Good I was getting bored."
"What? Pot-holes don't seem interesting to you?" Said Andrew sarcastically.
"Hardee har har." Said Nolman Evergreen even more sarcastically.
"You've hurt my feelings!" Said Andrew even more sarcastically.
"Okay, this is getting annoying now."
"Yeah, help me grab the blueprints out of the trunk." Said Andrew not sarcastically, as Nolman Evergreen and Andrew got out of the car. "So you're sure that this is the place?" Asked Nolman Evergreen questioningly as they removed the blueprints from the trunk of the car. "Yes, for the thousandth time, this spot, well area to be grammatically correct, has the thinnest crust of any and all, above water land." Said Andrew.
"So," said Nolam to the construction worker, "do you have all the materials that we need?" "Yes, we got the materials. What are you building anyway?" Replied the construcion worker. "We are building a drill." Answered Andrew.
"A drill?"
"Yes, a drill."
"For what?"
"For DIGGING!" Interjected Nolman excitedly.
"Obviously, where are you digging?"
"Down!"
"Down to WHERE!" Said the construction worker
"The center of the Earth."
"What?"
"To the center of th---"
"I heard what you said!"
"Then why did you say what?"
"Because isn't that impossible?"
"Yes!"
"Well then how are you planning to dig to the center of the Earth?"
"SCIENCE!"
"Um... okay then. I'll leave you to your work." Said the confused construction worker. "What work?" Said Nolman Evergreen. "The drill has already been assembled, fueled, and programmed. "What are you talking about? The materials were just unloaded a minute ago, There's no way that the drill has already been assembled and prepared. See, it's-- already assembled, fueled, and programmed." Said the construction worker. "Okay, I'm leaving." Said the construction worker as he left. "Anyway," Said Andrew, "let's get going."
CHAPTER 2
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CHAPTER 1
"STUFF AND THINGS!"
(A.K.A "SCIENCE!")
Our story starts off with a procrastinating tortoise that was, well procrastinating ! One of the most effective ways he had devised to avoid doing things, was to cross the road. Today the tortoise was avoiding doing his laundry, so he did what he always did, cross the road to escape his responsibilities. So, as he begins his epic journey across the road, he thinks to about how maybe he is actually doing more work not doing things than it would take to just do them in the first place. He pauses to evaluate his life and deci----!
"Man, they really need to fill in all these holes," Nolman Evergreen said, "I mean, it's not like this road isn't used often. It's a highway, and the only road, that isn't dirt for thirteen miles." "Well," said Andrew, "The only cars around here are jeeps and dune buggies, so no one probably cares, or even notices, enough to say or do anything about it"
"You're probably right."
"Yeah, I know"
"Man you are conceded"
"Yep"
"..."
"So..."
"We're here."
"Good I was getting bored."
"What? Pot-holes don't seem interesting to you?" Said Andrew sarcastically.
"Hardee har har." Said Nolman Evergreen even more sarcastically.
"You've hurt my feelings!" Said Andrew even more sarcastically.
"Okay, this is getting annoying now."
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