Hi! My name is Jack! I'm 13 years old, but in a month I'll be gone. LONG gone, because I will melt! And then I'll have to wait a year to be reborn, or as humans would say "Rebuilt." It's kind of degrading to us snow people, ya know? Anyways, the worst part of melting is that it is a SLOW, and PAINFUL DEATH! I remember one time,

2 people thought they were funny, and they smashed my head into pieces! But the joke's on them, because I died fast, and I didn't even have to do anything! THEY were the ones working to make sure I was down for good! And I know what you're thinking: " But Jack, why would you want to die fast, instead of living longer?"

Well, that's actually not the case. You see, winter was almost over so I would've melted anyways. But alas, my creators saw me laying there and rebuilt me, even though it was pretty much spring! But being built is almost as bad as melting, you know why, right? Right? Well, I didn't think I'd have to say why, but since you really

don't know... It's because they roll you on the ground forever! And so much stuff gets stuck to you like concrete, and other things that I don't particularly want to talk about! You want to know what it is?! FINE! Yellow snow! I admit it! And I know for a FACT, that all of you snowmen, snowomen, and possibly snowchildren, have had that happen to you once! Do NOT try to deny it! But, moving on: Once

you have "legs", a torso, and a head, it doesn't get ANY better! They shove sticks into you and call them hands! Once there was a little girl who built me, and she kept puncturing me while saying: " Oh, Sorry Mr. Snowman, that one isn't right. Let me take it out and try another one." You know how many sticks that little girl went through?! 30! 30 times of things being shoved in

and out of my sides, again, and AGAIN! And don't even get me started about when she put a ROTTEN carrot on my face and called it a nose! It was the most IRRITATING thing ever! But I couldn't do anything, I can't even move! In fact, I don't even know how I'm writing this, and saying what's in it! UGH! I'm sorry people, but this is really annoying. Let's continue, shall we? When she made my "mouth" guess what it was

made of? Stones. Yeah, stones alright! But, it's actually okay because it's the least painful thing of being built I'd say. That is until...... They have an excuse to put something in my mouth! A pipe is what they always use, and they occasionally light it! Making me slowly melt, which hurts even more than melting at a regular speed I might add! I have a theory that people just build us for torture, i mean it's

all there! Everything that they do to us causes pain! I really, honestly wouldn't be surprised. But, we truck through it every year! I don't know how, but we are stronger than humans in certain aspects, belive it or not! And they put hats on us, and say that we're buds?! I don't know how I've been so blind all these years! Oh, and I almost forgot! One time they put a scarf on me! Making me melt even MORE!!