WRONG    NUMBER

 Naughty kid: " Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?"

Man: Yes, I have. Who are you?

Naughty kid:" Is it running?

Man:" Yes."

Naughty kid: Get hold of it.....Otherwise it might run away."

The man slams down the phone

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After a few minutes the phone bell rings again.

Naughty kid: " Hello! Do you have a refrigerator?"

Man (Angrily): "No, I don't have!"

 Naughty kid: "Didn't I told you to hold it?"

Man Faints......

                CLASSIC INSULT

Boyfriend: Can you be the moon of my life?

Girlfriend: Awwww! Yes Sweetheart!

Boyfriend: Great! Then stay 9,955,887.6 Kms away from me!!..

                         TRUE LIFE

Wife: Had Your Lunch?

Husband: Had Your Lunch?

Wife: I'm asking you.

Husband: I'm asking you.

Wife: You are copying me?

Husband: You are copying me?

Wife: Let's go shopping.

Husband: Yes I had my lunch.

                      HEIGHT OF LAZINESS

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

Joseph: The sign said, " School Ahead, Go Slow!"

            HEIGHT OF JASOOSI

Wife: Dear, What are you doing?

Husband: Really, too busy in office and you sweetheart?

Wife:  I am in K.F.C. Sitting right behind you!

You Fraudster!!

Then the other K.F.C. customers watched a great action film for free!!

If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save??

Rahul: Of course, the tigers!! Very few are left!!

                   POINT!!

                     CLASSIC INSULT

A fat sits in a train cabin, Banta asks: Is this cabin for elephants only??

Fat man humbly replies: No!! Even Monkeys like you can sit here!!



          HEIGHT OF FOOLISHNESS

Santa: People now a days consider me a GOD!!

Banta: How is that possible??

Santa: When I went into the park today, Everyone looked at me and said: Oh God, You've come again!!