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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemisty.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
She: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go
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He: Just call in sick then!
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
Bob: "Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder."
Jim: "No way man, are you okay?"
Bob: "Yeah, luckily I was on the first step."
Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"
Man: "In the United States."
Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"
Man: "My entire body."
Does your dog bite?
Nope.
Oh, so how do you feed him?
“Mom, don't get alarmed, but I’m at the hospital.”
“Son, please. You’ve been a surgeon there for 8 years now. Can we start our phone calls differently?”
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I DEDICATE THIS BOOK TO BLU-SKY

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemisty.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
She: I have a doctor’s appointment today but I really don’t want to go
--
He: Just call in sick then!
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